Pisces Escargot @808ftw - Bluesky Profile

Roll call for the latest secret Musk kids:

R/roblox Moderator Musk
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)

14 88 LUL*
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)

Neopet Farklord Musk
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Deceased (cybertruck)

Wing Ding*
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Dying

* full legal name

20.03.2025 22:19 — 👍 131 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

17.03.2025 05:39 — 👍 11748 🔁 1515 💬 212 📌 62

*reads the skeet*

*enjoys it*

*doesn't hit reskeet*

What kind of monster are you

14.03.2025 17:03 — 👍 194 🔁 41 💬 13 📌 4

der lange mit Spannung erwartete Blick in die Gästetoilette des Hauses M. Bahnhof enttäuscht nicht

14.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry, I was looking for the Echo Chamber. This must be the Argue Chamber.

13.03.2025 22:53 — 👍 114 🔁 16 💬 16 📌 0

these rule

11.03.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

looks like the aftermath of a toothy car bj

11.03.2025 22:39 — 👍 393 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 0

Steal My Tesla

I try to avoid pumping my investments here, but please check out this exciting startup. Feeling very lucky to have been in on the seed round for this one.

StealMyTesla is going to frictionlessly disrupt EV ownership at scale, like you've never seen. The future looks bright! 😎🚀📈

stealmytesla.com

11.03.2025 16:15 — 👍 231 🔁 53 💬 18 📌 11

Elon Musk macht Hitlergruß Bild um 180 Grad gedreht so dass sein Arm nach unten rechts zeigt

Tesla Aktie Symbolbild

10.03.2025 17:09 — 👍 1324 🔁 133 💬 9 📌 5

Heute die USA hassen und Morgen die Oscars schauen. Ihr seid mir schon ein paar Früchtchen.

01.03.2025 08:53 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

28.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 9876 🔁 2090 💬 87 📌 85

Die Sonne brennt herunter,
Manch Fischlein, blank und munter,
Umgaukelt keck den Gast.

18.02.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dort bläht ein Schiff die Segel,
Frisch saust hinein der Wind!

18.02.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uncle O'Grimacey: Get the fertilizer, Grimace.

05.02.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a building that is called The Riff House in bold red all caps

i went here and asked to see your posts, they never heard of you

03.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 223 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 3

Last Call before Antiquariat. DM offen.

19.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was supposed to make an appointment for therapy today but instead i made an appointment to get a black flag tattoo.

17.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

champion minds€t €infach

13.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

€b€n b€im dm durchg€zogen m€in $ohn (7) $tand $chmi€r€

13.01.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ai is good after all

05.01.2025 20:19 — 👍 327 🔁 47 💬 6 📌 1

POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE STANDING AMIDST THE ICE OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! LITTLE GIRL: HELLO POKEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? POKEY: NO LITTLE GIRL: IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! POKEY: YES POKEY HANDS THE SMALL CHILD A BOWL OF CEREAL!! HE SAYS: HERE YOU GO, SMALL CHILD!! A BOWL OF YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES: THANK YOU POKEY! I LOVE BOSUN BITE POKEY READS THE BOX AND SAYS: THE BOX HAS INSPIRING MESSAGES! "NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY" THE LITTLE GIRL READS: "WAR MAKES ONE GREAT!" POKEY READS: "THERE IS NO HUNTING LIKE THE HUNTING OF MAN, AND THOSE WHO HAVE HUNTED ARMED MEN LONG ENOUGH AND LIKED IT, NEVER REALLY CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER" THE SMALL CHILD READS: "SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG GUN" POKEY THEN SAYS: SAVE THE BOX TOP! IF WE MAIL IN THREE OF THEM WE CAN GET A FREE HIGH-ALTITUDE MARSHMALLOW DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM!

IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! yellow5.com/pokey

25.12.2024 00:37 — 👍 76 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, Cover

Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, random Innenseite

@belaliga.bsky.social Bela, falls du (oder jemand den du kennst) daran Freude hättest, schick ich dir das gerne zu. Hab’s beim Aufräumen gefunden, Zustand super. Falscher Verein aber who cares.

24.12.2024 12:00 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1