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Hello fellow human, I AM NOT AN ALIEN 👽

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#DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
*Me looking over stat blocks*
'Is that too many damage dice?'
*Also me remembering the players murdering everything making my last epic boss look easy*

09.11.2025 12:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got a souvenir in #Telford

05.11.2025 09:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🍺

05.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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💪

04.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's 4:26pm
I don't recognize foreign time zones

04.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I promise I won't do anything weird after #drinking
Also me:

04.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Birmingham bus station
😄
Where are you at?

04.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey!
We ain't that bad in Merthyr

04.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stop off on my way to Telford for the football ⚽

04.11.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have arrived in #Birmingham

04.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#Telford here I come to watch the #Football ⚽

04.11.2025 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This game is beautiful ❤️
#Gaming

03.11.2025 07:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Spooderman

02.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There is something quite cathartic about running around in circles watching the XP go up
#Gaming

02.11.2025 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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02.11.2025 10:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a green grasshopper is sitting on a pole in a bedroom ALT: a green grasshopper is sitting on a pole in a bedroom

Church should have strippers
I totally would be these every Sunday

02.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gavin is center
Now imagine the change someone Left Wing would do

01.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best you are gonna get is Capitalist Kamala

31.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They ain't gonna have a Left Wing candidate
Don't be silly

31.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Christ Punk is cool 😎

31.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So.... Normal?

28.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Americans and #Maga telling me Genocide Joe is #LeftWing

28.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me telling players in #DungeonsAndDragons there definitely isn't a twist

28.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am sick of not seeing white people on TV!

28.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is everyone currently doing in #DungeonsAndDragons
My players killed the king and are hiding from the palace guard 😯
He was a rotten king anyway
#TTRPG

28.10.2025 10:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So apparently this is a REAL #TTRPG made by a white supremacist group
I might actually give this one a miss and keep playing #DungeonsAndDragons

26.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2 Right t parties controlled by billionaires 🤔

25.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact: He called himself Mr T so racists would still have to call him MR

25.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look what I got today

25.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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