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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

27.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12222    πŸ” 2920    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 31
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Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

25.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6607    πŸ” 1236    πŸ’¬ 577    πŸ“Œ 89
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the goon that watches game awards

12.12.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Reg: N3880 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.100970 Trigger: now on ground

Reg: N3880 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.100970 Trigger: now on ground

Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Landed in Monterey, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 15 min.

11.12.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden Greed is Destroying the World

youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...

Please like and re-skeet for awareness

#woodchipper

02.12.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reg: N3880 On Ground: False Alt: 50 Last Contact: 0:00:01.100598 Trigger: no longer on ground

Reg: N3880 On Ground: False Alt: 50 Last Contact: 0:00:01.100598 Trigger: no longer on ground

Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Took off from Newark, New Jersey, United States.

26.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record.

My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.

I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

15.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36315    πŸ” 9243    πŸ’¬ 1805    πŸ“Œ 479
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The Pritzker Khanate is ready to lead

01.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So what states would you like to see rise from the fallen ashes of the US empire? I, for one, am a Long Chile guy.

01.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1499    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 50
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Gilded Age - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilded_...

02.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else remember the Mad Caddies?

02.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The final RimWorld - Odyssey preview is here. Odyssey launches July 11 - just 2 days away! πŸ”₯

Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.

Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...

09.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: β€˜Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

08.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 21102    πŸ” 3794    πŸ’¬ 496    πŸ“Œ 237
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Ann Coulter Draws Outrage Over Vile Post About Killing Native Americans The right-wing pundit's comment was low, even by her standards.

So I guess if I posted a picture of this bitch and titled it, β€œTHE WORLD NEEDS ONE MORE MURDERED BLONDE WHITE WOMAN,” that would be fine…

www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...

08.07.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

Big new poll finds that ... are you sitting down? ... "a bipartisan majority supports raising taxes on high incomes and wealth, including restoring pre-2017 tax rates, taxing capital gains like regular income, and introducing new taxes on large fortunes."

07.07.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3420    πŸ” 901    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 73
Maxwell 2
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project Maxwell 2

What does Ghislaine Maxwell have on Donald Trump?
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...

07.07.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1277    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 28

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

03.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 100626    πŸ” 21941    πŸ’¬ 3549    πŸ“Œ 931

Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis

Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>

03.07.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1381    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14

The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

03.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6511    πŸ” 1525    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 74

ICE now has over 70 billion dollars to build more concentration camps.

Just in time for Independence Day.

God damn you, America.

03.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15935    πŸ” 4063    πŸ’¬ 581    πŸ“Œ 177

This is a really bad time to be a person who understands history well…

Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.

02.07.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8128    πŸ” 1465    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 68
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McGovern: "GOP leadership & the WH are jamming this bill down our throats. And for what? We are not on a deadline. We are here because Trump wants a 4th of July party to celebrate this garbage bill. He wants fireworks & flags & cameras. Not for this country. But for himself..sounds more like a cult"

02.07.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3464    πŸ” 870    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 56

The Nathan Fielder effect

02.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major

Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major

Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...

01.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4376    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 35

Too soon

02.07.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

01.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5617    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 26

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