(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
@tobiasthemediocre.bsky.social
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Statement from Senator John Fetterman about todayβs events in Minnesota:
25.01.2026 02:49 β π 6607 π 1236 π¬ 577 π 89the goon that watches game awards
12.12.2025 02:15 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Reg: N3880 On Ground: True Alt: 0 Last Contact: 0:00:00.100970 Trigger: now on ground
Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Landed in Monterey, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 15 min.
11.12.2025 04:48 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Please like and re-skeet for awareness
#woodchipper
Reg: N3880 On Ground: False Alt: 50 Last Contact: 0:00:01.100598 Trigger: no longer on ground
Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Took off from Newark, New Jersey, United States.
26.11.2025 05:06 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0For the record.
My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.
I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."
The Pritzker Khanate is ready to lead
01.08.2025 23:02 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0So what states would you like to see rise from the fallen ashes of the US empire? I, for one, am a Long Chile guy.
01.08.2025 22:57 β π 1499 π 138 π¬ 102 π 50Does anyone else remember the Mad Caddies?
02.08.2025 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The final RimWorld - Odyssey preview is here. Odyssey launches July 11 - just 2 days away! π₯
Hunt down orbital fugitives, build explosive drones, and face the mechhive in a new endgame.
Read on Steam: store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
Ted Cruz: βVacationing Is How I Grieveβ
Ted Cruz: βVacationing Is How I Grieveβ
08.07.2025 20:25 β π 21102 π 3794 π¬ 496 π 237So I guess if I posted a picture of this bitch and titled it, βTHE WORLD NEEDS ONE MORE MURDERED BLONDE WHITE WOMAN,β that would be fineβ¦
www.huffpost.com/entry/ann-co...
Big new poll finds that ... are you sitting down? ... "a bipartisan majority supports raising taxes on high incomes and wealth, including restoring pre-2017 tax rates, taxing capital gains like regular income, and introducing new taxes on large fortunes."
07.07.2025 20:48 β π 3420 π 901 π¬ 101 π 73What does Ghislaine Maxwell have on Donald Trump?
youtu.be/ZM3PXONHFUg?...
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. Iβm sorry we have to live through this.
Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
03.07.2025 15:22 β π 6511 π 1525 π¬ 133 π 74ICE now has over 70 billion dollars to build more concentration camps.
Just in time for Independence Day.
God damn you, America.
This is a really bad time to be a person who understands history wellβ¦
Everything may not look exactly the same, but it rhymes.
McGovern: "GOP leadership & the WH are jamming this bill down our throats. And for what? We are not on a deadline. We are here because Trump wants a 4th of July party to celebrate this garbage bill. He wants fireworks & flags & cameras. Not for this country. But for himself..sounds more like a cult"
02.07.2025 15:13 β π 3464 π 870 π¬ 81 π 56The Nathan Fielder effect
02.07.2025 04:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
theonion.com/mushroo...
Too soon
02.07.2025 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
01.07.2025 21:00 β π 5617 π 656 π¬ 55 π 26