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"nobody knows more than me about Signal"

o-m-g i will consider buying this AC just to support this burn.

There is worst bullshit jobtitle on linkedin than Chief Happiness Officer, there is Speaker or TedX Speaker. This is not a job, this is the size of your ego.

deux livraisons, une vient de france et l'autre de hollande, une par #chronopost et l'autre par #dhl. Les deux arrivent en même temps. MAIS.
- une est partie bien avant.
- une est supposée être livrée dans ma boite mais n'y est pas.
- le support est injoignable.
Devinez laquelle?

On va cuté le compte twitter de Musk?!

#pokemonTCGPocket #pokemonTCG Quite nice pull this morning, and got my second Celebi Ex on first pack of the day.

(he got a hell lot of cash for that :D)

Les chats, quels nuisances...

Part of HR's job is also sorting through the belongings of a deceased employee to return personal items to their family, and it's not my favorite part of the job.

a woman in a chef 's hat is making a face and says get in that pot ALT: a woman in a chef 's hat is making a face and says get in that pot

As long as it's no raw sex, we could do with less of his kind.
Man, a steak tartare is at least onions, capers, parsley or chive, and Worcestershire sauce.

Jacky And Mitchel....

Par expérience le "l'argent n'est pas un problème" se traduit hélas assez souvent par "je suis dans la m... je prends n'importe quoi"....

il a fini par dire entre 120 et 180K après m'avoir expliqué que l'argent n'avait pas d'importance c'était le job qui comptait.

J'adore quand tu demandes les attentes salariales et que ca se transforme en 10 minutes de tournage autour du pot :D

a man wearing headphones says " it 's not fun for me " while sitting in a chair ALT: a man wearing headphones says " it 's not fun for me " while sitting in a chair

Headbanging on my Spotify Top Songs 2024, fortunately, even if i am HR, my colleagues are used to that - As long as I don't sing, this, i am not allowed.

Je viens de recevoir le pdf de la page Wikipedia de Guy Marchand à la place du CV du candidat - Comment il sait que je suis fan?!?!?

hm 2nd CV de dev Cobol sur le même process... Mais queeeeeeeeeee ce paaaaaaaaaaasse t'il?!

Le #CERN va s'étendre.... est-ce que les tunnels de la CIA vont enfin pouvoir grandir? Non parce qu'avec autant de traffic ça commence vraiment a être étroit tout ça...

Once again, the one-page #CV strikes! You cannot summarize 10 years of your professional experience with one vague line like, "Set up a customer service call center." No context, no metrics. Nothing to show your impact. Presenting your experience this way is essentially killing your application.

I never finished Impossible Mission (name says it all), would it be possible to....

a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it . ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .

You, very clearly, never had a cat ^^

Remote version of the old office one "Hey, Suit today? do you have an interview?"

Fact, personne n'est mort parce qu'il recrute à la ouaneagaine, sans process, sans structure, et sans KPI - Est-ce que ça marche bcp moins bien? Honnètement même pas, si vous y mettez deux grammes d'intelligence.

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First time i see this one on a CV "interest in crafting and making of shoes"

j'ai plein de gens bizarres qui me follow, c'est encore plus chelou que twitter :)

Come on, this is FS! Probably the only game since its creation where even your top-of-the-line PC isn't enough to make it run properly. :D

Well if they want to quit they can, that's their choice, but i always make it clear, "if we are here and have this discussion this is because we think you can succeed" and I mean it, my company too.

I never do a PIP if i think there is nothing to save, and i don't think i am an HR exception. PIP is really time consuming and draining for everybody, doing that when you already know the outcome is pure sadism or masochism, depend on where you put the scale.

Franchement, ce jeu mérite le GotY, rien que pour prouver aux gros que claquer 50mio sur un Triple A ne fait aucun sens si c'est pour nous re-pondre un gameplay vu 30 fois...

J’apprends sur LinkedIn qu’un mec a parlé à 300 recruteurs – enfin, il n’est pas trop sûr, mais 300, ça sonne quand même mieux que 10. Et là, les mecs sont au bout du roul's : faudrait pas un peu de vent sur le pont en rentrant chez eux, sinon plouf. Heureusement, y en a 2 qui sont super-heureux.