G🎃🎃d Witch of the North👻

Imagine having control of the entire government and then having to gerrymander 5 states to keep control because you're policies are that fucking horrible.

Wowwwwwww.

@dlpd.bsky.social

And Andrew was Elizabeth’s favourite.

Clearly she was as broken up as the rest of us.

💀

She had a profile on the Christian dating site she was flogging two weeks after his death.

Not sure I want an extra hour.

the Andrew formerly known as Prince

Who needs a permit?

Any bets Trump shredded the #Epsteinfiles and had them disappear along with that demolition debris?

Just a 22-year-old who started the season in low-A ball mowing down the most expensive offence money can buy in the World Series

#AmericanEmpireDownfall

If i was religious, I’d be praying for the people of the United States. They have very hard times ahead of them.

Is there any sense, once SNAP benefits stop, when they might come back. Should the wise man expect this to go on for months

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

Not gonna lie, I think it’s cool as hell.

Maybe someday we won’t be in a world so dark that we have to see the faint glimmer of virtue in people like Ford.

Zohran Mamdani caught referring to Led Zeppelin's fourth album as "Led Zeppelin IV," when technically it is untitled.

Is this the kind of mendacity we are willing to accept from public officials?

We live in a country that is low risk for infant death.
For now.

Even though she was technically my mom’s cousin, everyone in my family, including a dozen other cousins, called her Aunt Grace until the day she died.

If you stew in fake upset long enough you become real upset, the recipe works as intended

It annoys me when people are on SNAP benefits because they work for billionaires who are trying to become trillionaires by paying starving wages.

If we’re gonna scrap fixed election dates, let’s vote him out sooner.

MeidasTouch ad censored by Fox News! #cdnpoli
It would be a shame if people kept reposting it over and over.

Dear Canadians still travelling to the US, smile for the camera and remember America now has your biometric information and can possible impersonate you, and frame you for crimes you have not committed!

8 hours for work, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for baseball

The fact that we are at a point where a reporter is asking the President of the United States about serving a third term shows just how far the country has fallen in just 9 months.

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment