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NEWS: My Dress-Up Darling returns to screens this July and a brand new Season 2 trailer was just released!

👗 Check it out: got.cr/DressUpDarlingS2TrailerBsky

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The haiku never lies

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chonky

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A ferry at sunset, off the coast of Miyajima

Sunset off the coast of Miyajima

08.12.2024 17:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now do goblin (mode)

06.12.2024 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Totally happy for you.

In this season of bargains, send this classic meme to your former friends who happened to get that big discount sale you were waiting a whole year for only for it to be out of stock because you were late a few minutes. #blackfriday #meme #memes

28.11.2024 14:54 — 👍 272 🔁 21 💬 7 📌 1

A black labraheeler, sitting in the grass, tennis ball in front of her.

Happy puppy doesn’t want to bring the ball back

24.11.2024 12:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't think im smart enough to install kubernetes :(

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Wednesdays are easier when I can turn around and see this furball watching me work all day ❤️

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A lazy day well earned, though.

16.11.2024 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s what happens when you have too much fun

16.11.2024 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My body is a MACHINE that turns PAYCHECKS into UNFINISHED VIDEO GAMES.

14.11.2024 19:44 — 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2

YouTube video by Daniel Cain Doomguy grunts.

A sweaty chamber filled with Doomguys

youtu.be/Y4_8zQNcCyg?...

12.11.2024 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤩🤩 looking forward to giving this a go! Thank you for all your efforts!

11.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A common fox, chilling in a drainage ditch

Saw one of our neighborhood foxes, during the day! An uncommon sight for sure.

10.11.2024 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Born to say “fuck off”, Forced to say “Good catch! I will fix that in a next commit, thanks!” This is a software development joke, in which one developer would like to express their frustration, but cannot and must be polite.

Happy Merge-Changes-By-EoD-or-it-Carries-to-Next-Sprint-Thursday!

07.11.2024 12:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

welcome to the next 4 years of hell. we got through it once, we’ll get through it again 🙏🏻

06.11.2024 13:43 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

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Alright, America. Let’s fuck him up.

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Utterly sublime. Euphoria for the eyes.

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I’m gonna need a recipe, good sir.

03.11.2024 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Checkpoint!! Post your favorite animal!

(This is Stella. She tried to run as fast as the ball. She couldn’t keep it up for all that long.)

03.11.2024 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

> “I know because my son is a cop”
Cool, get she should get her son to file a report against Costco then, see what happens 🙄

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OL Asimov!? 🥴🥴🥵🥵

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