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The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Panel #01: A lady wonders, “Do muppets and humans have interspecies relationship politics?” Panel #02: Meanwhile, in the muppets universe, a monster posts a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing. Sam Eagle’s quote retweeted it, “Fabric-munching b*tch! It’s Adam and Eve, not Elmo and Steve!”

My mind wanders. #OC #Comic

They’re starting to multiply #clowns

kermit the frog holding a cup of coffee in front of a purple car ALT: kermit the frog holding a cup of coffee in front of a purple car

The Muppets (2015) series deserved more than one season. It was like The Office X 30 Rock X The Muppets. The writing was >>>>>>>.

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Luigi Mangione is escorted by several police officers and Mayor Eric Adams in New York.

seems a bit dramatic

Muppets :] #muppets #muppetsfanart

a man with a beard wearing a fur coat looks at the camera . Alt: a man with a beard wearing a fur coat looks at the camera .

(looks up the Muppet History thing)

...

What if there was a little guy going around

#myart #mickeymouse

Started my Friday off right with a little overnight slimebowl of Lazy Acres' sloppiest oats and wet bulging blueberries.

My son
His name is Schmoop
#polymerclay #art

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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

The Pumpkin Rabbit from the Walten Files looking to the side with a big ol grin!

chat wh0o is this guy.... #TheWaltenFiles #jadasart

maybe this chungus life isn't so bad

Happy Halloween! (And 6th Anniversary to DELTARUNE!)

>Illustration by @tuyoki.bsky.social

silent hill 2

hard 2 say