@lumberinggiraffe.bsky.social
Well, keep your pitchfork handy.
25.01.2026 00:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm an electrician, and it's 8000 hours for us to take our state test.
25.01.2026 00:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bro, they're not going to stop. They have to BE stopped. That's partly YOUR job.
25.01.2026 00:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had GWAR's cover of "Pink Pony Club" stuck in my head for the past week.
25.01.2026 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You don't choose to dress like GWAR without understanding what "Pink Pony Club" is about.
25.01.2026 00:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then Jesus is as much a monster as the rest.
22.01.2026 03:05 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Mike Johnson is a Christian the same way I'm the Pope.
27.09.2025 05:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell that to Republicans.
11.09.2025 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because they couldn't see past their own wallets early enough to put us in this whole situation to begin with. They abandoned the working class decades ago, so the working class abandoned them. But they refuse to change, despite increasing failures over the years. This is their fault.
04.07.2025 08:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How has he defended anything?
04.07.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And that keeps us exactly where we're currently at. Jeffries is an example of the problem.
04.07.2025 08:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeffries is literally in a position of power, with the ability to cause problems for the fascists. Unlike the ones you criticize, because you're afraid of anything new and only feel safe with your abusers.
04.07.2025 08:14 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0No, you're putting words in mouths. The fact is that when trained for it, horses are very effective weapons. That's not debatable. That's why they're used this way. Whether or not they should be is a different issue.
12.06.2025 03:39 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"After a thorough investigation, we've determined that we have done nothing wrong."
12.06.2025 03:34 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck small towns. Those cowards wouldn't do anything.
12.06.2025 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another traitor.
12.06.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They were doing that to remove the windshield so they could drive them back to the station. That part isn't a conspiracy, it's what you do with an already-smashed windshield.
12.06.2025 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make it a horror arc. Don't say anything about not being able to leave, just have the eagle bards there. Make it a Groundhogs Day story arc, and the party needs to break the cycle or figure out the puzzle to escape. Also, the innkeeper is a minotaur, to give hints through Greek mythology.
12.06.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate his stupid face so much.
05.05.2025 02:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"It's outrageous! It's unfair!"
04.05.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Must be nice to be wealthy and politically connected enough to not have to worry about all the fascism.
02.05.2025 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Get the DINOsaurs out. Primary them all. It's time for the Schumers and Fettermans and Pelosis to get out of the way.
24.04.2025 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That was literally the threat in the second film. It's basically inevitable that it happens, and it's clear someone has to go in to stop it. You're crying about the logical next step in the story.
05.04.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations, and thanks for all the fun!
05.04.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently there's a new Tron film coming out this year, and someone thought it would be a good idea to put Jared Leto in the lead role. I don't love any film series enough to watch a Jared Leto film.
31.03.2025 08:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't feel sorry for them at all. They chose this path.
31.03.2025 07:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0