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Thomas

@realthomasonline.bsky.social

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

20 Followers  |  8 Following  |  35 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.8229

Latest posts by realthomasonline.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

13.12.2024 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday’s Injury Report

#PITvsPHI

13.12.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7
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It’s getting to the point where conventionally attractive white men with great eyebrows can’t go anywhere without being accused of murder

09.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Travis Fulgham #13

05.12.2024 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe you’ll find that the bullets were merely a symptom of his previous choices; therefore,

04.12.2024 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eagles are allergic to scoring on the opening drive

01.12.2024 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

01.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 45088    πŸ” 6371    πŸ’¬ 612    πŸ“Œ 367

Why are so many NFL commentators this year saying β€œred area” instead of β€œred zone”? I swear it just started recently

01.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be the change you want to see in the world

01.12.2024 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pulling up to Thanksgiving knowing I’m the one that’s gonna ruin dinner this year

28.11.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Thanksgiving, remember that respect is earned by the one that yells the loudest

28.11.2024 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truer words…

27.11.2024 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

27.11.2024 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5286    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 87
Before my post someone posted an image of a brining turkey

Before my post someone posted an image of a brining turkey

Dammit!!!

27.11.2024 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep the same messaging up. It’s clearly working great!

27.11.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, don’t change the messaging. Things are going great.

27.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a roasted turkey. β€œThe secrets to a perfect turkey - and four mistakes to avoid”

Image of a roasted turkey. β€œThe secrets to a perfect turkey - and four mistakes to avoid”

1. Don’t fuck the turkey
2. Don’t fuck the turkey
3. Do not fuck the turkey
4. Don’t fuck the turkey

27.11.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t remember which movie mentions it (maybe Godzilla 2000?), but they acknowledge that version and point out that it wasn’t actually Godzilla, just a different kaiju that was mistaken for Goji

26.11.2024 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy that created Godzilla said it’s actually pronounced β€œJodzilla”

26.11.2024 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with Gen Z is they never got down with the sickness

26.11.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never show me a brining turkey. NOT INTERESTED

26.11.2024 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant to quote post this but I don’t know how this website works yet

26.11.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s unbearable

26.11.2024 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried, but it was very very bad. I watched it when it came out!

26.11.2024 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About me: I fucked my brain up by watching 40 Godzilla movies in a row

26.11.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you see this, repost an anime you love

26.11.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, repost an anime you love

25.11.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy, if you don’t know…

26.11.2024 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’d rather die”

26.11.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cross posting from Mastodon until my account gets banned for inciting political violence and also bad movie takes

26.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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