@kevinwhipwrecked.bsky.social
Yinzer In A Strange Land Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album Dirty South England
15.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 199 🔁 40 💬 0 📌 1
Sleepy time bear
It's Friday night baby
19.07.2025 03:01 — 👍 9875 🔁 1931 💬 83 📌 105Playdate is the best movie of 2025 hands down suck it Film Nerds
14.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Graham Platner is a fucking loser find someone else to run
14.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Believe it or not, recognizing Trump is the personification of three centuries of American racism doesn't normalize him or make it harder to oppose him.
It means we're fighting the right problem, making it more likely we prevent another Trump.
can you fucking IMAGINE what the press would have been like if Obama threw poop bags out the White House window and then bulldozed a third of the building with unpaid Polack builders?!
14.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
13.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 4762 🔁 703 💬 54 📌 12everyone wants to be a big swingin dick, leaving a lane open for big swingin nuts people
14.11.2025 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0buying condoms that make my junk look like jamiroquai
14.11.2025 09:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MUELLER SHE WROTE WILL SAVE US!!!!
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British soldiers interrupting a drag show to shoot Nazis (1940)
13.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 94 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 1Emily Farter
13.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Qanon has more feel for the base and how power works than the Democratic Party
13.11.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s on a mission from God.
13.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 1421 🔁 233 💬 22 📌 5BREAKING: Pope Leo has been arrested by the FBI for using his influence to fix football games in favour of the Bears
12.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 598 🔁 36 💬 30 📌 4Downtown. Stanwix Parking Garage. Security says that like 8 kids stole a fire extinguisher and they're unloading on passing cars.
12.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1do not do it. do not release the "hell dude files"
12.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 463 🔁 10 💬 36 📌 1Please stop making me have to hear or know about Pat McAfee
04.04.2025 20:43 — 👍 574 🔁 58 💬 8 📌 3Buying calcium supplements is a scam. Just eat a rock idiot
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Elrond and Isildur in The Lord of the Rings, but their faces have been mushed together so they have no noses and their mouths are just below their eye level. Elrond is saying "derstrerr errt" and Isildur says "ner"
Somewhat ashamed to admit that I saw this at exactly the right moment last night for it to make me lose my shit
12.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 454 🔁 58 💬 12 📌 3
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.
Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App
was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"
Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
22.11.2024 13:57 — 👍 9180 🔁 3366 💬 187 📌 361wow the next Tomb Raider game will have a MILF Lara Croft
12.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bill and Hillary thought they were geniuses for gassing him up to run and they’d squash him
12.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tankie is a dog whistle for i'm a huge dumbass
12.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0passing people in the hallway at work, pointing to my airpods and stating “I’M LISTENING TO SLAYER” at an inappropriate indoor volume.
12.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 57 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
i got to ask a question at PMQs
youtu.be/RI17wGVRC3Q?...
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
12.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 788 🔁 78 💬 27 📌 0fumbling the bag is when you do ball stuff during sexy time
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menu for "upstate ftw", a dining concept serving upstate ny food like garbage plates, spiedes, chicken riggies, and buffalo wings
unsure what to wine pair with a garbage plate. sauv blanc?
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