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Yo I just read this and came back to say that it’s dope as fuck! Atmosphere for days!

This is one of my favorite things I’ve written.

Happy Birthday, Eric!! I hope you have a blast today!

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It's my (Eric Raglin's) 33rd birthday today, which means everyone is legally obligated to snag a Cursed Morsels book. Treat yourself to a little horror and Weird fiction!
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I got you!

I can’t believe I woke up to this. As always I will be the voice of reason. Mindy is right, we can eat zombies. But max is also right, ingesting their blood will turn you. The answer: never eat raw zombie. Like pork, human flesh must be slaughtered, drained of blood, cut, and cooked to around 160F

No lol they okay before every movie to sell popcorn and credit cards (not even a lie)

It’s the guy on the left. Look at his lifeless stare. I hate him so much

Cineplex popcorn mascots

Dear Cineplex, I hate these fucking guys. Get new mascots fr cuz every time they come on in a pre-show all I want to do is look into their dead popcorn shell eyes as they burn in microwave. Or at least make them cuter or something lol

Chicken of the woods? Chicken of the sea? Brother, you need to seek "Chicken" of the Lord (the body and blood of Christ)

The Blu Jays are doing well apparently and it sucks so bad that I hate sports. I’ll just cheer them on from afar by doing literally anything else besides watch a game

Yooooo @chrisshapedghost.bsky.social and @garbagesauce.bsky.social co-editing this sounds dope as fuck!!

Hell yeah!

@garbagesauce.bsky.social & I edited this big ol’ collection of monster smut y’all!

What an honour to gasp, bite my lip, and fan myself to these twenty pieces of glorious erotica by some insanely talented writers. A fucking treat to work on, out Nov. 1st from Little Ghosts Books!

😈💦🔥🍑🍆

Would cannibals fuck with a zombie apocalypse cuz they can eat them boys back? A question for the philosophers

I probably consume mountains of turmeric a year. I’m like that one scene of Scarface at the end of the movie Scarface except orange instead of white

Buzzfeed Unsolved is such a funny show because either it’s totally bullshit or they find proof of ghosts like every other episode and just don’t address it lol

Thank you!!

Thanks so much, Eva!! 🖤

🙏🏽 thanks homie!

would die for this collection ⚔️

Thanks, friend! And yeah, I’ve had it on repeat fr

Just subbed a short story collection to a publisher. Fingers crossed. But either way, I’m super proud of it. My goal was to put something together that was as tight and cohesive and raw as a Billy Woods or Earl Sweatshirt album. I hope I nailed it.

Absolutely killer story! “I licked the brightness off her black-painted nail.” Visceral as fuck imagery! So damn good! Also thank you so much for the shout out! 🖤🖤

hello bluesky. i know we don’t always get along. but i have a goofy freakout in the inimitable had today and i’d be honored if you took a glance at it. biggest thanks to crow. (also @xaviergarcia.bsky.social you get a shoutout in my bio)

To celebrate Latin Heritage month every ICE agent should be launched into space (also Taco Tuesday should be extended to Friday)

I want to experience what Charlie experienced at the Chocolate Factory except at Frito-Lay headquarters

Just came back from my first dance class at this Afro-latino joint. Yo I suck lol Had a blast though!

The moving tunnel is dope!

I went to aquarium and I saw this big ass lobster and it had me shook! I can’t believe these gross ass Cthulhu monsters are THAT good with butter. Absolutely wild

Friends, please help keep The Deadlands alive. Er, you know what I mean.