Meowsma O'Toole

I'm willing to believe there was no intent to deceive, here, as she may have actually believed everything she said to be true and just got it all terribly wrong. Y'know, on account of never having argued a criminal case before and bringing charges so bogus nobody under her would touch the case.

Right, which is why Jesus, literally as virtue incarnate, fed the hungry multitudes. Was he just being an example for us, then? Because I'm gonna be mad if we've had the ability to magically multiply food this whole time and nobody thought to write down how.

As someone with terrible beliefs and words (and surely actions, too) in my past, I feel I can confidently say I never had a Nazi phase. Like, never once did any of those views hold value to me even as I wrote in Ron Paul for president because Romney and McCain weren't conservative enough.

"Making them remove their masks is so that you can prosecute them later, right?"

"Oh, goodness no. We're going to tacitly approve whatever they're doing by funding their entire operation."

"They're just like us!"
My dude, you're not there because someone slapped your name on a marquee and 160,000 people walking by decided to pay $10 for a ticket; the people putting this on are *very much not* like us.

When I want something cheery and upbeat I just put on some Dance Music.

They're cruising Sharky's, just waiting for us to return.

In a hundred years Bryan Johnson is going to look back on this post and laugh.

Like what, exactly?

This is just a gacha game now.

At first I was all, "c'mon, Aaron, it's just food storage containers," but then I took a look around at all our parents' generation has done to the world and, yeah, I'd probably take the Tupperware, too.

Had me real confused for a while there, wondering what craziness the app my daughter's softball team uses to coordinate was getting up to.

RIP Product 19, you were the best cereal. At least I still have Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Yep. Late in high school I developed an all-caps script modeled after my dad's handwriting because my normal script was so messy.

"You know it's actually weird to be talking a lot about that, right?"

Doesn't much surprise me; if you were enough of a sucker to buy one last year you're probably just as likely to buy one this year after your first one failed catastrophically.

I think about these movies a lot especially in the summers, between noting that the sun's as warm as a baked potato and shouting, "Bourbon NOW!"

Y'know, I long thought, "Which cannibal movie do we want to watch tonight? Ravenous or The Musical?" was a question solely reserved for my dorm room in the early aughts. I'm glad to see there are others of exquisite taste out there.

If I recall correctly (and may be permitted to 'well, ackchyually' for a moment), he bragged on Stern about doing that in the *adult* pageants. It 100% tracks that he'd do that to the underage girls, too, so it's not a meaningful discussion to most, but for the sake of accuracy, bear it in mind.

Only one was a Defender, and they all had 900+ games played, but somewhere between 400 and 600 fewer games than Ovechkin.

Baking powder?

You should really stop smoking.

"I think they should use a stall"

I don't frequent many women's restrooms, but what is the alternative here that she's wishing they didn't use?

Before I scrolled down and saw your reply I thought, "Damn, that's a banger of a post right there."

It's 105° outside with the sun beating down, I've got seven people in this car, and you think I want you to turn the compressor off on the A/C for two minutes while I sit at this red light? Fuck outta here. Same situation when it's 65° outside? Hell yeah, save that gas. Make it opt-in and I'm good.

I don't hate energy efficiency; I like what auto-stop has to offer and would be happy to accept it... on my terms. What I hate is my car's doing something I don't want without my input, or even sometimes without any ability whatsoever to control it.

"An expectation I hold my Republican colleagues to when a Democratic president is in office as well," Kaine said before pausing briefly to hand something to a man wearing a "Wallet Inspector" jacket.

Intended antecedent for 'that': "People constantly challenging other people's citizenship"
Inferred antecedent: "having a national ID card system so that citizenship can be challenged on the street"

"We should do that."