Spooky Strings and Sealing Wax (and other frightening stuff)

This Michelin Man is okay! He’s a mascot, he’s in Philly, we get this guy a greased light pole to climb we won’t have any trouble!

Feels like this may be the case that gets Thomas or Alito to write an opinion/concurrence/dissent declaring the 15th amendment unconstitutional

Americans can have little a tax fraud, as a treat

Republicans are going to be furious when they find out what cops are

A few years back I was traveling for work, sitting in an airport bar waiting on a connecting flight and a guy was singing and playing an acoustic guitar which I had no problem with until he played Cats In The Cradle, which I maintain should be illegal

In polls "corruption shows up higher in terms of people's concerns than even affordability. If you were a party that said, "We see the problem, we have a plan on how to fix it," that would be a really strong message," says @adambonica.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/2030...

Which four of her birthdays were they, Keith?

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Weird how this keeps happening

We joke about American voters being completely incoherent but an Epstein survivor voting for Trump in 2024 is next level

Where would you even begin?

“when told Republicans control Congress” fuck me

Funny he was opposed to piling on before he himself engaged in it!

How it started: How it’s going:

There used to be a level of embarrassment people incurred by being publicly stupid and that exists even less than video rental stores now

This administration is digging a hole and best case scenario it’ll take us a decade to get out and fill it back in. Anyone insisting we shouldn’t remove and prosecute those involved is saying “we live in this hole now”

This really is the common thread

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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

Guys

It would be one of the dumbest and most corrupt possible scenarios so yeah probably

It’s cool that no center-left party has figured out that adopting rightwing policies won’t get you rightwing voters when there is an actual rightwing party available

This is like the 4th reference I have seen to this and I am definitely missing something

Can someone just peel off a couple hundred million for me BEFORE you set it on fire?

Bro how do you have a negative 74 billion dollar valuation HOOOOWWWWWW

“Abortion is supported by 3 out of 4 Mainers” not supported enough to stop voting for Susan Collins, mind you

“I don’t care that it’s garbage if it’s cheap” really won the day, huh

President pedophile does love his rapist sex traffickers!