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@tanasimensis.bsky.social

Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com

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Yeah mine decided it didn't want to turn grey and just left instead xD

12.12.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My backside. Iโ€™m wearing nothing but socks and a hat and am holding a baseball bat in a batting stance

My backside. Iโ€™m wearing nothing but socks and a hat and am holding a baseball bat in a batting stance

Well itโ€™s FCF but how about some throwback backsack instead? :3

06.09.2024 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

....anejo I guess.

12.12.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Worth a shot)

12.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your bank you owe me $27000

12.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or me :3

12.12.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish you luck, big weasel friend.

I've been trying for a couple years and it's been rough

12.12.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I sit in the cuck chair

12.12.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*puma death pounce*

12.12.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea

12.12.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially when they decide you're the best location for the cat pile

11.12.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*mauls*

11.12.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like, never noticed when my ex got a haircut or changed something else and he'd feel hurt about it but I'm really just a bit oblivious >.>

11.12.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we watch

11.12.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhhhh probably long enough that they would get annoyed by my lack of noticing but I'm a total space cadet sooo

11.12.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea..

11.12.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's that time of year again....
(Art from 2021)

09.12.2024 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 747    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Usually when I start getting that way with work I start looking for a new place to work at. Then the cycle starts again in a couple years ๐Ÿ™ƒ

But sometimes it just passes, too. Hope it does soon for you.

11.12.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate every tv now. It needs to be a screen with inputs. That's it. That's all I want. It should never need to update or do anything other than be a big monitor

11.12.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't even answer half these things since my family is dead to me lol

11.12.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to help you achieve your goals.

11.12.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3D Character & Motion Designer

Wanted to share a rare animation job posting in Novi, MI. For a reputable company (and I know at least one furry who works there ๐Ÿ˜‰)

If you have Unity experience, I would encourage you to apply!

jobsearch.harman.com/en_US/career...

11.12.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually want netflix to buy CNN because then we'll only get two more seasons of the news and then it'll be cancelled forever after a cliffhanger ending

11.12.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh like this dude ever went shopping to begin with

11.12.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Irrelevant. The cats have made that decision for you.

11.12.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

11.12.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well she ain't been around in like 10 years

11.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to write stuff. I wasn't bad at it. Wish that ability didn't just...vanish on me like it did ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.12.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You will pet me now.

11.12.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah you gotta crisp em up a bit at the very end. Some places just steam em and they never get any crisp and those I don't care for

11.12.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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