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@tanasimensis.bsky.social

Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 39. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com

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Migros Bio - Panther (2023, Switzerland) from Thjnk Zurich

11.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Husband

11.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...*leaves his bills in the car all weekend*

11.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because billionaires own the media and they like it

11.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that works :3

11.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

....what kind

11.08.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*knocks something off the table* I want WET food

11.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll burn the world down before admitting they were wrong, I suspect. Sucks for those of us that live in said world.

11.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.

MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!

SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named β€œBig Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

11.08.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1583    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Liquid rock

11.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Tony :D

11.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And also actually plastic now!

11.08.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like a feeding chamber.

11.08.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd probably sniff your paws. You know...if you wanted me to

11.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Also uh. I don't always talk this high pitched but I always do with my cats because they seem to like it so yeah

11.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me me me me me me me me me me me

11.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's baffling. I've basically not been an author for 5+ years now. Just lost all motivation and a lot of ability in perpetual writers block and depression.

Not for one single second have I ever even considered utilizing AI in anyway for the stories I do still have in my head but can't get out.

11.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😏

10.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to tuck bunnies in. :3

10.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And they're often cheaper!

10.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such baby

10.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a very talkative feller

10.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First oil change done on the Hyundai. Annnd probably the last oil change for the old escape that's barely still upright.

10.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot tub :3

10.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...yeah those would complete a fairly standard venison seasoning xD

10.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

..can you put just a touch of salt and rosemary on yourself too

10.08.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also obligatory "if it's stupid and it works then it's not stupid"

10.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see we have similar repair techniques

10.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm the only furry who doesn't think the Bad Guys characters are hot

10.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

*opens window and yells* WHO LIKES FIXING THINGS AND WILL PAY ME RENT

10.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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