Doctor Em's Avatar

Doctor Em

@doctorem.bsky.social

Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.

420 Followers  |  202 Following  |  1,378 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.4771

Latest posts by doctorem.bsky.social on Bluesky

My two year old was walking around asking for โ€œrent controlโ€ and while we agree on this sentiment, I was unsure how it came up in daycare today.

Turns out they got โ€œpaw patrolโ€ valentines in class ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

14.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two kids under 3 and a brother-in-law who is active military made this the most cost effective year to do Disney world ๐Ÿคฃ but their lightning lane system is WILD with the three preselects and makes you plan out your whole day essentially! Iโ€™ll send you the website my sister swore by for planning LL ๐Ÿคฃ

14.02.2026 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frozen reopened today! Thatโ€™s the only thing my niece cared about ๐Ÿคฃ my sister went HARD and planned out everything and got our lightening lanes all figured out so Iโ€™m just going along with it. Lar and I are usually more go with the flow but Iโ€™ve heard DW makes it much harder to do!

13.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Headed to Disney World next week with the fam. Havenโ€™t been for a solidโ€ฆ two decades. As a Disneyland frequenter, do I need to know that I donโ€™t? Lol

13.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In thirty something news, my arm is sore from cross stitching.

11.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl itโ€™s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that theyโ€™ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

08.02.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3727    ๐Ÿ” 552    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Lol the live cam in pioneer square is sloppppyyyyy

โ€ฆ that was absolutely me in 2013. Good for them.

09.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoooooo if you want a rundown of Bad Bunny's halftime show's symbolism and cultural and historical connections, check this thread kk

09.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

09.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5460    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Alaska Junction is lit lol

09.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer ALT: a man with long curly hair is holding two bottles of beer

It appears that the Warriors did in fact come out to play.

09.02.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the curse kendrick placed upon all drakes at the super bowl is real prove me wrong

09.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 299    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Woooow that was a terrible attempt at an onside kick lol

09.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg increรญble

09.02.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boo I wanted to win this with zero TDs. Was giving me No shots on goal vibes.

09.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOT GREAT BOB

09.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO GOOD

09.02.2026 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OBSESSED

09.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seahawks fans obnoxious as hell lolll

08.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok ok Brandi is a better Washington representation

08.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ew we donโ€™t claim Chris Pratt

08.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obed Vargas replaces Ademola Lookman in the 79th minute of the Copa del Rey semifinals against Real Betis, making his debut for Atlรฉtico Madrid.

05.02.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Obed. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š

05.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent. Thanks!

04.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just wasnโ€™t sure if it would work, since we might go to the back of the line of creditors if they filed bankruptcy? Iโ€™ve basically been told (by a nicer human) they have to see how much they make from this sale to see which shipments they can pay off in the port, my couch being on one of them.

04.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand Iโ€™m gonna get screwed, I knew that coming in. At least donโ€™t be a dick to me he Iโ€™m trying to find out literally anything.

04.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoutout to the shitty manager at Kasala. Ordered a couch in October, paid in full. This week theyโ€™ve announced they are going out of business. Wonโ€™t answer phones, so went in person. Asked him if I had any options at all to get a couch or a refund, he told me to โ€œgoogle itโ€.

04.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

If youโ€™re gonna sell me this book for $20 online, maybe remove the $1 sticker before you ship it to me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

04.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone hug this man please ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ

02.02.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love a good dramatic supey rematch

26.01.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@doctorem is following 20 prominent accounts