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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.

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Omg Iโ€™ve reskeeted this twice tonight. 2nd and 7th inning.

IT WILL BE HAPPENING AGAIN IN THE 8TH

๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡

11.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screaming crying throwing up

11.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡

11.10.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay. Bats, get busy.

11.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Got skubal to 99 pitches.

11.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe.

11.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

M V P

11.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol he was just talking about how JP is the longest tenured mariner, and that was the comment he made on it. At first I thought JP had a bunch of kids but that wasnโ€™t it. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

11.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBeen with the club for 7 seasons, a lot of babies born during that spanโ€ is such a wild statement to make lol

11.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Xoxo jk, love you, youโ€™re the best ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

11.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

READ THE ROOM, GOOD VIBES ONLY lol

11.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New dad vibes carried him home lol

11.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Rod heard our threats of throwing things at him last match

11.10.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

G O M S

11.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling confident. Goms.

10.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a sponsored ad? Are you an influence now? Lol

10.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi good morning I already want to throw up and baseball does not begin for another 7 hours. #goms

10.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Phillies pitcher.

10.10.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot imagine how that pitcher feels. Absolutely panicked. Someone hug him.

10.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a baseball tweet.

10.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god that poor man.

10.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

09.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4028    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

This is actually really beautiful.

Sports are the best. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.10.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still think we win, but ow.

08.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sports are pain.

08.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reed Baker-Whiting was apparently the 23rd player on the 22-under-22 list.

08.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Lolllll Naylor's second double play with himself in as many days.

08.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh I really hope all these stranded runners don't end up biting us in the ass: A Seattle Mariners story.

08.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOOOOO

08.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arod the only one betting against the Ms. SMH typical. ๐Ÿคฃ

08.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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