ElJayVee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻

The acid in the ketchup peels the “gold” right off.

Boy, I feel bad for the cleaning staff. Ketchup makes a huge mess.

They’re utterly immoral, despite all their preaching of Christian values.

@richardblade.bsky.social Loving Theme Thursday! U2’s October is underrated - I Fall Down is a favourite. And I’d forgotten about Elvis Costello’s After the Fall - haunting song.

JFC, what’s his fucking excuse?! The heroin? The brainworm?

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is great news! Often when couples renew their vows, their marriage is in trouble 🙈

I had to look up “tumescent.” Now I’m blushing.

Dani is in an abusive relationship with trump.

Do they not see the hypocrisy or the blasphemy?!?!

I’ve been watching the Ed Gein season of Monster and have a different image of “snatch candy.” 😬

The next frame would be PM Carney backhanding the whinger in the back seat.

The Idiocracy plot thickens: stupid people procreating to make more stupid people.

Also, eww.

I can't wait for Conservatives to be consistent with previous tough-on-crime sentiments and demand jail time instead of house arrest.
That's going to happen, right?

Oh, you meant a prison uniform. I thought you were talking about makeup and I was about to suggest she’s probably removed a lot of orange makeup from herself.

There needs to be an age limit.

This is what I came to the internet for ✨ 🐓 ✨

I’ve never been a fan of Oprah, but I openly despise her for foisting these quacks on us.

a man in a suit and tie wearing a purple bandana on his head ALT: a man in a suit and tie wearing a purple bandana on his head

He looks like Prison Mike.

What a drift of snowflakes 🙄

I hope he takes a line drive to the face.

I just learned about Hanlon’s Razor. While some of this nonsense is owing to malice, it’s mostly stupidity.

Ideal.