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Wife. Mom. Cat mom. Great Dane wrangler. Eeyore fan. Science believer. One of millions of owners of Canada #ElbowsUp #NeverVoteConservative

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Heโ€™s such a fucking child. Oops! Maybe I shouldnโ€™t put those two words together. It might make people think heโ€™s a pedophile.

05.08.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, not a drag queen?

05.08.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a group of cartoon characters chained to a wall . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a group of cartoon characters chained to a wall .
05.08.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those Big Macs wonโ€™t be cheap for long.

04.08.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no! Theyโ€™re trying to bring trump over to their side. If he invades Canada, Canada will blame South Park!

03.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is brushing a woman 's hair in a room while a woman says `` love that for him . '' ALT: a man is brushing a woman 's hair in a room while a woman says `` love that for him . ''
03.08.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says we all know in front of a window ALT: a man says we all know in front of a window
03.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mean bleak?

02.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This all day.

02.08.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on top of a boat looking at a bell . ALT: a man is sitting on top of a boat looking at a bell .
02.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can just drink their dirty sodas.

02.08.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My archaeologist daughter LOLed at this.

02.08.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free will or something ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

02.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s a boil on the ass of decency. Like all the other fascists in positions of power.

02.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I despise him with the heat of a thousand suns.

02.08.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
02.08.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face .
02.08.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Moe, Smith, & Ford. And especially trump. Bunch of fake Christian, fascist losers.

01.08.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he can add one more lost job to that total.

01.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or just poop directly into it.

01.08.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Him. He is the connection.

01.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking simply tacky, but yours is more descriptive.

31.07.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s really leaning into the Gilded Age รฆsthetic.

31.07.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liars gotta lie.

31.07.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever Hockey Canada posts about its menโ€™s teams, I always ask them whether any of their choices is a rapist. Waiting for them to block me.

31.07.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m in SK. I havenโ€™t been buying it.

30.07.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup . ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .
30.07.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a green jacket says i feel shocked in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a green jacket says i feel shocked in front of a crowd

Him? Exaggerate?

29.07.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone needs to chase that asshole down the side of the road.

29.07.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a peacock logo on the bottom
29.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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