Bar Mageddon

obviously cory and korey are the kcoreys but how do we spell it

not sure why you're mocking your own strategy

don't you worry i'm gonna get JD vance on the phone and get this all worked out

can't believe i didn't think of this sooner

yeah i wish you luck with your strategy of reasoning with fascists, i'm sure that'll work

i never claimed to be healthy

not to muddy the waters too much but it could also be me looking at a bird in my backyard

lol probably not but unfortunately it's a skill i'm cursed with

my condolences

that's too much pressure you can yell at me though

yup

person being kidnapped: help me

dems: just so you know this isn't our fault!

person being assaulted: ahhhhh pls help

dems: don't yell at us! we're not attacking you!

a good rule of thumb i live by is i look at what fascists want and then i fight against it

you and schumer and jeffries feel differently

do they get punished?

the government could have stayed shut down but the dems didn't want it shut down, and still don't

that's reality

you're not going to shame billionaires into not being billionaires

schumer and jeffries have worked hand-in-hand with the murder machine multiple times to continue funding it so idk what the hell you're talking about

YouTube video by Cake - Topic No Phone

this should be a millennial anthem

youtu.be/7ljFRFYhzGQ?...

the ipad died on me (thank god i backed everything up)

YouTube video by Cake - Topic Never There

youtu.be/VhGp8Id0HRU

if someone put a gun to my head and said perform a 90s song well or you die i think i’d pick cake - never there

(and destroy obviously)

oh shit

idk why i’m admitting this publicly but the most insane thing about that was i tapped most of it out on an ipad lmao

do i have brain damage

not writing a shit book in a day, not writing a good book in six months, but a secret third thing (writing a shit book for two and a half years)

it’s february bud if you have a pollen problem you live in the wrong place

ok well if there’s an emergency let me know

the stop sign’s name is wilson

if that's the case you should be able to have "her she kiss"

want me to talk to her

canadians what are your thoughts on american politics? post your thoughts below!

“they’re making the most of what little power they have”

this is a genuinely insane thing to believe