Allen Smock

Can't stop won't stop! (shitting profusely)

I really wanna go bowling sometime soon. I don't really like bowling that much but I love just fuckin chilling somewhere with a syrupy coke in a thin plastic cup and a bag of BBQ Better Made potato chips.

Democrats are just conservatives who get leftist votes due to Price is Right rules

Still think something fucky happened between Elon Musk and the election results but Dems are too afraid to look like hypocrites to even look into it.

When is Trump going to bring back our BEAUTIFUL asbestos industry?

Very funny to me when websites are like "ships before Valentine's Day!" and it's like the last thing your wife would want 😂

Do people still say 'oh snap'? I don't even know when I started saying it at this point, and I'm beginning to worry I sound like a dude who still says cowabunga

T. Rex Evolution xkcd.com/3042

Dropping some bait on FB tonight. Let's see if I got anyone who needs an unfriend. If you ain't down with AOC you ain't down with me.

I've only followed two people so far, so I can't really say. So probably just AI, bots, and then the three of us.

Alright I suppose I should probably start posting on this app.

you should be a rock pile

ugh they want me to read a book? Can't they just put the jist of the conspiracy in a video with some spooky music so I can watch half of it while taking a shit and then start spreading a truncated version of it at the break room?

Kind of funny how we used to all take the tests and all the cases were reported and there's be pretty interactive graphs on all the news sites. Now we've all just given up and the CDC is just like, "Idk they're shitting more Covid, things look bad"

This is technically an anti-crime bill (if he had bought the gun legally it would have been one less crime you cannot argue with that math)

Is this the back of a bunny's head or is this the bunny's feet and it's more of a "help bunny stepbrother I'm stuck"?

Some of them are actually designed so the side doesn't blow out at all. Obviously this one wasn't.

Man I have no idea what is going on here but this is so absolutely German

I'm just stoppin by to say your name made me laugh

yo I like this cat

is there a etiquette here? What's the etiquette? I do not want to keep having to learn etiquette I hope it's just use this for whatever you want

I am an man not a bot you know that because I put an man and that is a quaint little thing for a dumn man to do

Testing testing, is this thing on? Shit I sound like a bot. Try not to sound like a bot.