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@theaporkalypse.bsky.social

East Texas native/resident. Old, but not that old. The Bronzer Age Collapse is upon us. The US should join the ICC. Many problems solved.

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lol give the parts to children in Venezuela. Theyโ€™d be livid.

16.10.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonโ€™t vote for any Democrat for President who doesnโ€™t promise to tear down the ballroom and rip up the concrete where the rose garden used to be.

16.10.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA=Make Argentina Great Again

15.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That neck might be useful in a fetish porn. And MAGA would pay millions to see its premiere and streaming.

15.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Boeing Is Building The F-47 Stealth Fighter Instead Of Lockheed Martin - Jalopnik Some people raised questions about the U.S. Air Force choosing Boeing over Lockheed Martin as the developer of its next-generation stealth fighters.

Iโ€™m still shocked the USAF chose Boeing for the NGAD, after decades of Lockheed Martin. Apparently theyโ€™re picking numbers randomly to name the fighter though. Itโ€™s called the F-47159265. Maybe.
www.jalopnik.com/1992388/why-...

14.10.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are an ICE agent, you better find a good neurologist, because you are gonna have terrible neck pain from looking over your shoulder the rest of your life.

14.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JD Vance Completely Undercuts Pete Hegseth on Qatar Military Base Vance insisted that Hegsethโ€™s own statement was a โ€œfake story.โ€

I WANNA SEE PETE HEGSETH AND JD VANCE MUD WRESTLE!!

newrepublic.com/post/201676/...

14.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Democracy wonโ€™t survive if we stay silent.โ€ -Barack Obama

Bullshit. Thatโ€™s all Democrats do is talk. Non stop. Itโ€™s not working.

13.10.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE pepper-sprayed a protester in a frog costume. Now the โ€œPortland Frogโ€ is a symbol of absurd resistance "Is this really what you guys consider to be 'domestic terrorists?'"

I remember MANY street protests of right wing extremists wearing combat gear and AR-15s slung around their necks, and not a single one of them got pepper sprayed.

13.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any online betting over which country Netanyahu and Israel will attack now that thereโ€™s a Gaza ceasefire?

13.10.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you donโ€™t need admission to the Virginia bar to be the Federal Attorney for the EDVA, do you even need a law license?

Is Stephen Miller going to replace Pam Bondi as Attorney General?

12.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stephen Miller Accidentally Says โ€œIโ€ When Discussing Trumpโ€™s Powers Millerโ€™s slip of the tongue reveals whoโ€™s really in charge.

Stephen Miller is a combination of Nosferatu and Rasputin.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

12.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They have supplied Ukraine with Patriots.

12.10.2025 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaker Mike Johnson is on the Epstein list!

12.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A serving size of Oreo cookies is two.

TWO DAMN COOKIES.

11.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump could assault a 13 year old girl on 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote from Mike Johnson.

11.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE got a $27 Billion fund by Trump. And theyโ€™re gonna need all of it for the lawsuits coming in.

11.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MIT president says she 'cannot support' proposal to adopt Trump priorities for funding benefits MIT's president said she โ€œcannot supportโ€ a White House proposal that asks MIT and eight other universities to adopt President Donald Trumpโ€™s political agenda in exchange for favorable access to feder...

MIT says no to the pledge but UT Austin says yes. Shocker. The Texas governor has destroyed UT. Why the hell canโ€™t Rolldemort just leave UT Austin alone?

apnews.com/article/mit-...

11.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oregon generalโ€™s testimony that National Guard troops โ€˜will be protecting any protestersโ€™ gains traction online Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold made the comments to state lawmakers Sept. 30, and they drew notice on social media this week.

Iโ€™ve been saying this for the past 8 months. If there IS a civil war in the US, it will start in blue states and will involve the National Guard. Now here we are.

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

11.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does CBS have a streaming service? If so, Iโ€™m cancelling it.

11.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US Navy faces its most intense combat since World War II against Yemen's Iran-backed Houthi rebels The U.S.-led campaign against Iran-backed Houthi rebels has turned into the most intense running sea battle the Navy has faced since World War II.

In ONE day fighting the Houthis, the US Navy spent hundreds of millions of dollars just in weapons to shoot down dozens of dollars worth of Iranian supplied drones.

One Patriot missile costs $3.7 million.

apnews.com/article/us-n...

11.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE is all roided out militia dipshitsโ€ฆProud Boys, Patriot Front, etc. Trump pardoned them and then hired them.

11.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who gives ANY credit to Donald Trump for the Israel Gaza ceasefire is delusional. Netanyahu and Israel wrote the agreement, not the US (and definitely not Trump himself.) The Palestinians were left out.

Trumpโ€™s dementia is so bad at this point he should be in a nursing home.

11.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHA a Qatari military base in Idaho. America FIRST.

I guess $400 million bribes work.

11.10.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol he blamed it on the tylenol. Thatโ€™s all they give newborns when their wiener tips are getting snipped off.

11.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again, Democrats are behind the curve. Stop arguing about the National Guard in California and Illinois and Colorado. The governors must deputize the MILITARY bases. Vandenberg, NORAD, etc. Take control while you still can.

08.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forget the Epstein list. I want the ICE list. Anti-American masked terrorist fuckers. When their identities get eventually released (and it will) these ICE โ€œagentsโ€ will spend the rest of their lives looking over their shoulders.

08.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe we have a bimbo for an Attorney General.

07.10.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should ask to go to that womenโ€™s facility in Bryan Texas where Ghislaine Maxwell is.

Theyโ€™ll probably let him go.

07.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi is ridiculous. Sheโ€™s just bad at this. She needs to learn how to be slippery AF like Speaker Mike Johnson.

Heโ€™ll sit there and lie and smile for the cameraโ€ฆwhile heโ€™s got a buttplug up in there.

07.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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