Seamoose

What if there was a blanket with a hole in the middle for my hands and Xbox controller

Life imitating art so fu*king hard from this article in Red Dead 2

Kathleen Kennedy to Dave Filoni:

You could have it all. My empire of dirt.

Game Dev: Alright everyone, our game should be in early access about a year, 18 months at most.

7 years later: Here's 1.0!

The Clair Obscure Awards featuring Battlefield 6

Your parents at 2pm on Thanksgiving day

Had a horrible thought last night

Gearbox/ Randy Pitchford worked on the original PC port of Halo Combat Evolved, a game featuring an annoying ass robot that you have to follow around.

Did 343 Guilty Spark inspire Claptrap? My brain needs a shower after pondering this question

What if we released Morbius in theaters one more time before hauling Jared Leto to jail

You can't spell BEANS without EA, unfortunately

Ghost of Yotei is the first game I've played where the protagonist can take stab wounds in cutscenes as well as they can in gameplay

It fascinates me how Xbox acts like they're a monopoly while they're arguably the weakest they've ever been

I think Xbox's mom took too much Tylenol while pregnant

Most movie franchises: We'll go to space in the 7th or 8th entry

Super Mario: We're going to space in the second movie, what of it

Are you a premium enough gamer to buy Borderlands 4?

Helldivers 2 team killing is going to spike huge for the next few days

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

Kpop Demon Hunters 🤝 Doom The Dark Ages

Early on the demon prince realizes the protagonist is too OP, so he decides to attack their supporters instead

Bold of Borderlands 4 to release less than a week after Silksong

Hollow Knight Silksong should go down in history as the most annoying marketing campaign in gaming history

Xbox: Still making budget games once or twice a year

Nintendo: Making bad budget games once or twice a year

PlayStation: No budget games

So far Mario Kart World has screwed me over with last minute blue shells in 150 cc more than Mario Kart 8 did in the same time frame in 200cc

Finally played a not so good one: Necromunda Hired Gun

The Smurfs rebooting every four- five years, adopting a new style and flopping again is making me feel insane

One month of Warhammer games report card:

Space Marine 1: This is awesome!
Space Marine 2: This is awesome!
Boltgun: THIS IS PEAK
Words of Vengeance: I respect the hustle

Space Marine 2 is great but God almighty this game needs one fourth the amount of elevators

How long until Jurassic Park goes to space

Yeah of course I support the boys in blue

Donkey Kong Bananza is a hairy dad game LFG

Can't tell if the Marvel vs Capcom games don't hold up after 25-30 years, or skill issue

Is The Wolf Among Us 2 still alive?