Dave Langcaster

Both parties actively endorsed Andrew Cuomo and he STILL couldn't beat a vocally pro-Palestine, pro-trans, socialist, Muslim immigrant. The vindication I feel IS a part of that obvs coz I'm a petty little cunt. But I mostly feel intense joy and relief that another way has been shown to be possible.

He likes to think of us proles as NPCs, but that's exactly how I feel about these soulless twats. If only everyone would stop talking about them so they'd piss off to Mars.

Which one is more English?

Train hero who saved passengers during attack named The rail worker credited with saving multiple lives is named as Samir Zitouni.

A real British hero. This is the type of guy who should be made a knight of the garter or a peer of the realm, not the likes of Andrew Mountbatten WIndsor or Peter Mandelson.

I still don't know who the fuck Sydney Sweeney is and I care even less what they wear.

Well, it is November after all. Only <checks calendar> 54 days to go. Better get consuming, mofos!

It would be funny while they tried to keep up with the workload though. I'd love to hear about fat fingers pissing in bottles and then getting the sack.

Says everything about the British monarchy that they only strip Andrew of his titles and admit Virginia Guiffre was telling the truth when the poor woman is dead. Britain's most rotten institution, always was, always will be.

I've longed to see a faithful interpretation of Shelley's original since reading it. If anyone can capture the humanity and the spirit, Del Toro can. Can't wait to see it.

I'd like to see them all working minimum wage at Amazon and claiming universal credit. They're already "benefit scroungers" anyway.

WHAT A FRIDAY HAPPY NEWS STORY!!

If royalty can be revoked from one of them then it can be revoked from all of them. The magic birthright bollocks is officially no longer an excuse. Get the fucking lot of them down the job centre for an assessment.

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I've been thinking (worrying) for a while that we were returning to a pre-literate oral society. That's a problem when you live in a complex world full of bad actors using AI to gaslight the population. I work in HE (UK) and this "professor's" view terrifies me!

7 days ago they wanted to put him to sleep.

Today storm can 100% stand on his own.

He is still building back up but just look at the little kiss and tail wag at the end. He knows he’s safe now ❤️

Bravo Private Eye. Bravo.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

What the fuck is wrong with these people (MAGA) that they can't just fucking leave people in peace to live their best lives. What a fucking tragedy that this poor young woman was driven to such despair. Sad and raging about this. 😢

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I like what you do Ed. Fuck 'em. Keep doing it.

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to 13th October 1925 and smother a baby girl that had just been born in Grantham.

Article "Modern News Cycle" from Private Eye.

Brilliant - from Private Eye Magazine.

Have you read "The Future" by Naomi Alderman?

Do they have Sharia law? I've heard that Reform are a big fan of that. What a twat!

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Ooh, I've been slandering Fiats for years by saying "fix it again tomorrow". Maybe I'm a racist (or summat) 🤷‍♂️

Beat me to it. In human terms he's worthless. If argue he has negative value.