Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI

I remade the cover because I’m a sicko

I did Conversion Therapy for YouTube.
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w

The Yeerk flattened itself out as it wrapped around my brain, digging through my memories.

“Hello, human. I am Escit-Alopram 284, and this body is mine now.”

Aww thank you! Nice to hear from another sicko 😌💕

May I have a gander at the buttholes you’ve created.

Do u have a butthole portfolio

I have never joked about butthole portfolios!

You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford one, that’s cool too. You can go to prison.

Oh okay yea I’ll message you

It should be more abstract but easily identifiable if you’re … you know …

It’s gorgeous

Do you have any ungaped holes in your portfolio? 🥰

Pref an illustrator file but an SVG would work I assume?

at home making tea out of the elderbottom i picked last week

elderbottom tea

this is not a joke i need this and i have spending money

soon!

do you have a butthole portfolio

hello! I am looking for a talented artist to create a beautiful vector of an adult human butthole for a very important critical project that is going to shape the world!

must be ONLY the hole and it MUST be constructed of the wonderful folds and wrinkles that make each hole unique 😡

why does he look like julie bindel

these are real people spending their life this way lol

they just HAVE to know. I usually just delete them because they're ruder than these ones, which are just funny.

I get at least 3 "wtf are you" a day lol

Comment on youtube: are you a man or a woman? Caelanconrad replies: Maybe!

clockable but they dont know what time it is