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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI

@caelan.bsky.social

(they/them) Journalist / Video Essayist // https://www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // nonbinary // Critically Reviewed Podcast: @respectthedead.bsky.social

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Pus is pre-scab

04.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve described yourself

03.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting an extra job to pay for your second home is only β€œsilly” to you because you’re lazy and entitled.

03.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can look up at your forehead all you want there’s nothing in there you find queen

03.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The government doesn’t remove your ability to get the mortgage covered. You want two houses? Gets two jobs.

03.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t need to sell the house to sell the house to people who want to live in it?

Have you recently played contact sports poorly?

03.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You suggested the government provide payment for your investment for some reason, then. Glad we can agree you are not entitled to that.

03.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great, then you accepted the possibility it losing money!

03.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could simply sell the house to someone who wanted to live in it

03.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then it’s real!

03.02.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NGL

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Aw”

has me ready to risk it all

03.02.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Now who taught an ostrich about encroachment

03.02.2026 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t need to be on social media but I really don’t know what else I’d do at 3am every morning when I wake up.

03.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Ask your doctor if adrenochrome of the innocent is right for you.

03.02.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œTrump is against abortion because they’re killing his food.”

03.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I’m always saying is words

03.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Words were the first thing I said actually

03.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I found this article while researching this for a video

02.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFake gay denies gay hate crime”

02.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The truth behind America’s most famous gay-hate murder Matthew Shepard’s horrific death at the hands of redneck homophobes shocked America and changed its laws. Now a different truth is emerging, but does it matter? Julie Bindel reports

Julie Bindel has always been a homophobic little shit

www.theguardian.com/world/2014/o...

02.02.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I have nightmares and the entire premise is just β€œyou have roommates” and I wake up shaking.

02.02.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Also batshit because God requested plenty of sacrifices. Kids, animals, he didn’t care, gut them puppies and drown the earth

02.02.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all offβ€”he recognized how abuse functions

01.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5499    πŸ” 1315    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 50

Exactly

31.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

TGIS

31.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY ARE MEN SO BEAUTIFUL!? Don’t you all know I’ve got stuff to do

05.01.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

It’s not even food it’s just chlorophyll

31.01.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks. Oddnon was a real gem. While sick, while suffering, they were always there for creators; fundraising, encouraging, sharing, and apparently listening and holding space and consoling and yet more than I knew. The Oddnon I did know was a welcome brightness at premieres. One I will miss.

31.01.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wrecked

30.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world is a worse place without them. They were always looking out for everyone.

30.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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