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Dr. Caelan Conrad PhD CPI

@caelan.bsky.social

(they/them) Journalist / Video Essayist // http://patreon.com/caelanconrad // https://www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // nonbinary

8,731 Followers  |  305 Following  |  1,027 Posts  |  Joined: 30.04.2023  |  1.8326

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Brb checking my anal ytics

04.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Can avoid death by donating some to artists like YouTubers or podcasters just a suggestion. 😌

03.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOr”

03.08.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The dinosaurs were probably so scared 😩

03.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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People always leave or how One Tree Hill taught me the concept of mortality Or how never to underestimate the mediocre shows for teenagers, because one can feel their influence in the most unexpected times.

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People always leave

03.08.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube isn’t a job it’s a calling

02.08.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, I’m a doctor

02.08.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alopecia has left me with my hair falling out in chunks, so I've begun facial laser hair removal to even out the aftermath. I had been planning this for a while as gender-affirming care, unfortunately my diagnosis sped up the timeline. Any donations would be appreciated.

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30.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Really can’t stand that Patreon decided to stop paying out on the 1st, but also remove the progress bar.

It’s this fun game we play every month where I have several anxiety attacks while I calculate whether I’m short 80%, 30%, or 10% of my income, all a day after my rent is due πŸ₯΄

02.08.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You know what happens when I listen to Michelle Branch on an empty stomach πŸ˜’

31.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜’ this isn’t a duet

31.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.

Thinking of her

31.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 5

I'm really late to this party, but I finally got around to watching this. Ngl I was a little concerned with what this college was teaching and what people who get the degrees go on to do, which was a big part of what made me nervous about watching.
That being said, it really is worth the watch

31.07.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, forget my silly curator page, wish me a happy birthday by making a donation

www.pcrf.net

31.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday 😩

31.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😌

30.07.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This name popped up in a conversion therapy manual I read years ago, and led me to this quote from Cretella’s org: β€œPremature labeling may then lead some adolescents into harmful homosexual behaviors that they otherwise would not pursue.”

Michelle Cretella can rot.

30.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Trans Stories: Michelle Cretella #transrights #storytime #minecraft
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Michelle Cretella is a conservative activist with an expired medical license who calls herself a doctor to spread anti-trans misinformation. Learn more by watching our video on YouTube or TikTok, and subscribe for more videos twice a week!

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30.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Omg congrats 😩

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gollum is my wiccan name

30.07.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to be you

30.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yall if you’re ever doing a fundraiser/raffle for political prisoners, Palestinians, abolitionist orgs, etc and want a copy of No Cop City, No Cop World to add to it lmk!! probably the best part of publishing a book so far is getting to send it to people to raise money :)

30.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't love asking for help, but I really don't love debt either.

30.07.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alopecia has left me with my hair falling out in chunks, so I've begun facial laser hair removal to even out the aftermath. I had been planning this for a while as gender-affirming care, unfortunately my diagnosis sped up the timeline. Any donations would be appreciated.

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30.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

My Favourite food? Wrinkly hole. Why do you ask?

30.07.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so grateful every single fucking day that I get to make art. I’ve literally never felt more desire to better myself and the world than I do now, and I’m so excited to wake up each morning knowing I get to spend my day doing something that gives me purpose.

30.07.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

GCs are some of the most virulently racist gutter misogynists and homophobes who have been smug drunk on finally finding the one avenue that not only lets them engage in puerile hatred and cruelty without pushback, but is actively rewarding them for it, and they're delighted to air other prejudices

29.07.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Me: LLMs are not suitable therapists
Them: AIDS AND BALD

28.07.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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