Brb checking my anal ytics
04.08.2025 00:11 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0@caelan.bsky.social
(they/them) Journalist / Video Essayist // http://patreon.com/caelanconrad // https://www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // nonbinary
Brb checking my anal ytics
04.08.2025 00:11 β π 39 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Can avoid death by donating some to artists like YouTubers or podcasters just a suggestion. π
03.08.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βOrβ
03.08.2025 22:07 β π 82 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0The dinosaurs were probably so scared π©
03.08.2025 21:50 β π 57 π 3 π¬ 7 π 0People always leave
03.08.2025 04:11 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 7 π 0YouTube isnβt a job itβs a calling
02.08.2025 17:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt worry, Iβm a doctor
02.08.2025 16:43 β π 63 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0Alopecia has left me with my hair falling out in chunks, so I've begun facial laser hair removal to even out the aftermath. I had been planning this for a while as gender-affirming care, unfortunately my diagnosis sped up the timeline. Any donations would be appreciated.
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Really canβt stand that Patreon decided to stop paying out on the 1st, but also remove the progress bar.
Itβs this fun game we play every month where I have several anxiety attacks while I calculate whether Iβm short 80%, 30%, or 10% of my income, all a day after my rent is due π₯΄
You know what happens when I listen to Michelle Branch on an empty stomach π
31.07.2025 18:14 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π this isnβt a duet
31.07.2025 17:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
Thinking of her
31.07.2025 15:58 β π 227 π 10 π¬ 23 π 5I'm really late to this party, but I finally got around to watching this. Ngl I was a little concerned with what this college was teaching and what people who get the degrees go on to do, which was a big part of what made me nervous about watching.
That being said, it really is worth the watch
Actually, forget my silly curator page, wish me a happy birthday by making a donation
www.pcrf.net
Happy birthday π©
31.07.2025 00:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
30.07.2025 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This name popped up in a conversion therapy manual I read years ago, and led me to this quote from Cretellaβs org: βPremature labeling may then lead some adolescents into harmful homosexual behaviors that they otherwise would not pursue.β
Michelle Cretella can rot.
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Omg congrats π©
30.07.2025 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gollum is my wiccan name
30.07.2025 20:46 β π 48 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0i want to be you
30.07.2025 20:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yall if youβre ever doing a fundraiser/raffle for political prisoners, Palestinians, abolitionist orgs, etc and want a copy of No Cop City, No Cop World to add to it lmk!! probably the best part of publishing a book so far is getting to send it to people to raise money :)
30.07.2025 20:14 β π 63 π 13 π¬ 1 π 0I don't love asking for help, but I really don't love debt either.
30.07.2025 19:25 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Alopecia has left me with my hair falling out in chunks, so I've begun facial laser hair removal to even out the aftermath. I had been planning this for a while as gender-affirming care, unfortunately my diagnosis sped up the timeline. Any donations would be appreciated.
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My Favourite food? Wrinkly hole. Why do you ask?
30.07.2025 10:47 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm so grateful every single fucking day that I get to make art. Iβve literally never felt more desire to better myself and the world than I do now, and Iβm so excited to wake up each morning knowing I get to spend my day doing something that gives me purpose.
30.07.2025 10:45 β π 108 π 6 π¬ 5 π 1GCs are some of the most virulently racist gutter misogynists and homophobes who have been smug drunk on finally finding the one avenue that not only lets them engage in puerile hatred and cruelty without pushback, but is actively rewarding them for it, and they're delighted to air other prejudices
29.07.2025 01:15 β π 735 π 238 π¬ 8 π 3Me: LLMs are not suitable therapists
Them: AIDS AND BALD