Looks like Ben Elton but not sure!

Dickens, Christine Keeler and possibly Johny Cash?

It's a classic Mr B. Never a dry eye in the house.

They are here already. See herdyshepherd on X.

John I am in an MTD update at the moment and I now find out that you are completely right. You will need to buy software x 2? As you say, not acceptable.

That's not how you salute unless you have watched too much John Wayne.

Will's mother's in Hampshire/Berkshire?

It's not a problem if you make sure you are using the following selection. Still plenty of ads but easily scrolled over

I didn't realise geese could play musical instruments!!

Top tip. Join Cycling UK forum for touring advise. Top tip 2 Exeter St David's to Waterloo via Basingstoke does not require bicycle to be packed. Enjoy.

No votes in that John.

Unsurprisingly I am apparently 70% Anglo Saxon ie European!!

Very disappointing. Was hoping for better.

Very good!

Indeed they do but they are not the tax return which will still be made separately. I see your point but if you are already using VAT bridging software then adding MTD bridging software should be relatively inexpensive as an add on.

Not a good analogy John. Council Tax is based on a known value so just a collection process. Tax is based on information supplied so needs some sort of reporting. You can get basic MTD software for £s. eg Absolute Accounting.

Early days John but I think it is the quarterly returns which need the MTD software. As far as I am aware you can still use the HMRC software for your annual return and indeed the cheaper MTD software does not connect with the annual software.

Fairphone is European I think.

The cycle of life John, embrace it. Have a good one anyway.

Excellent John. Iced mine yesterday but nowhere near as expertly decorated.

Pretty chilly up the road in Winchester!!!

Well done. Aspall us very nice.

A salad of roast chicken, ripe peaches, mint and peashoots in a blue-grey bowl by @floriangadsby. The bowl sits on a background of pale pink toile de jouy.

A late summer chicken salad; a plum shortcake. My column for you… www.theguardian.com/food/article...

Nope