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We have 5 kids, and we bought 11 years ago and refinanced to like 2.85 in 2021, so I'm not who you're looking for. However, we can never leave because finding a house big enough in this economy is outrageously expensive... and our kids will live with us forever because it's so expensive 😭😭😭

I used to eat a whole box by myself back in the day.

Atta girl!

Who's the better bowler?

Hello darkness my old friend...

What must it be like to shake the hand of someone who has killed multiple political opponents and could easily have you murdered as well? Eery...

Watch the documentary on Netflix. It's absolutely insane that the submersible even worked at all, let alone multiple trips that deep. Failure was inevitable. Really sad that innocent people died because of that lunatic.

The Green brothers are absolute saints and the world is better because of them. We need more people like them in the world!

I forgot to get high again tonight. I'm really bad at drugs...

My new hat is relevant lol

I'm suing for copyright infringement! I did not give the game developer permission to use my house as the basis for their game! 😂😂😭

I'm several years from 50 still, but my retirement savings right now equals maybe 3 months of living expenses. At this rate, I don't see much changing by the time I hit 50...

I keep hearing that fusion is only temporary, maybe 5-8 years, before it wrecks the next vertebrae and needs that one fused. I'm worried I'll have to make that choice in a few years. My back is getting worse. Feels like something is grinding in a bad way. Can't side sleep anymore. No fun.

Good. Now do Trump!

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I just need these gone 😭

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18,000. That's the low and conservative estimate for the amount of children Israel has violently massacred in the past 600 days. That's a kindergarten class of 30 every single day.

Speaking of, Israel literally bombed a kindergarten yesterday. I'm not sharing the video, but it is horrifying.

Or nor... you're due for some good travel karma!

My wife and I accidently binged the show on Saturday and we really enjoyed it. I didn't want it to end. However, even following the same main character to a new location, I worry it would be too much like how True Detective couldn't match the energy of it's first season and not be as enjoyable.

I know this is all in good fun, but it's almost certainly an autocorrect or something. I'm sure there are more important things we can call them out for.

I created an account on this website and I put my first name as "Fuck" so this is what the website does now 😭

And y'all expect ICE to treat immigrants any better, properly documented or not?

I would still put both socks on first and then the shoes, but in a situation like that, it's reasonable to do it either way. I guess...

So do yall keep your socks and shoes in the same room, or do you take the socks and carry them to where your shoes are? I put my socks on in the closet where I keep my clothes, then go to where we keep shoes near the front door and put shoes on there.

I LOVED Vegas when I was there in March. Then again it was for a work conference, I was staying at the Venetian, and everything was paid for lol

Those are so well done! I love the texture on the blueberries. Very cool!

Can meese even get into that position?

Somehow I replied to my mystery comment instead of yours... I'm just going to go to sleep now 😆

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Magic all night with friends is just so good

I'll be honest. I thought i was making my own post. Idk how I replied to yours lol. I'll blame it on being old. I hope you get to go again and spend time with your friends!

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Magic all night with friends is just so good