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i'm pretty sure this is where it all started going wrong

"it's just a spark but it's enough" "to keep me going..." ...

this might be my paramore - last hope

that's too bad... but their is all ways next year's!

that is serious awesomeness

it's so crazy. one day you wake up and realize you haven't had corn in over a year. it's just so crazy

I SHOULD HAVE SAID MENSTRUATION GAMES

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me...

oops this was meant for priv

trying to rehouse foster tulpas in this city is a nightmare: "i'm sorry i'm already at capacity," how do you think i feel with 9 fluttershys each uniquely representing a different enneagram typology in my ear day in day out

in case anyone is worried, i am not fighting off hourly urges to buy a pedal steel and spend the next 5 years in isolation learning how to play. its not even something i think about that often

why hell does visa mastercard care that 5 australians care if i want to spend my money on pee video games, whats next. pee movies? pee books? pee itself? fuck this

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you can coax the lil fella out with maybe "owl's Food'?

persona 5 and a pre-roll 🌲🍁🔥☁🤣💯

my new song (couldn't find a pick or a tripod so i "used one stone to kill two birds", as they say)

imagine making food and being like, "ah shit, you know what this needs? ascorbic acid." what kind of childhood does this to someone

me when i garfield style order a big ass lasagna

food goals for 2025: learn how to shuck corn, find out what the American Gas Association was doing in the 1960s, make the perfect bologna sandwich, settle the score on "Seed Oils" one's and for all, and so forth

i hear its good as gravy, in Wigan

kids these days... clean your damn plate!!

THREE WORDS EVERY GIRL WANTS TO HEAR
1) EAT
2) i am lightheaded and hauve to look at the picture again
2) honeybunches
3) oats
BONUS WORD: "of"

www.honeybunchesofoats.com

wrong window sorry

honeybunchesofoats.com

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with a cheeky spot of chips for the walk home

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