I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE SWORDS

This is an actual technique called Mordhau

which is more courageous:

the prince who grabs that heavy sword and goes charging towards a well-protected castle, ready and willing to fight a goddamn dragon?

or the curious child who finds a wardrobe that leads to strange new land, and chooses to walk unknowingly into the unknown?

FFVII Rebirth Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura says that the contrast between a wide broadsword and a long Japanese katana is also inspired by the rivalry of two famous Japanese swordsmen, Musashi and Kojiro. (Polygon, 5/21) #Sephiroth #Cloud #Masamune #BusterSword

Idea, fantasy universe where healing magic is banned because it requires insanely more knowledge to heal a sword wound than it does to instructing oxygen to combust. Like worse case scenario, healing magic results in Akira monsters.

Level as ninja for the speed boost, then switch to knight and Two Swords

Forget zodiac signs or hogwarts houses

Were you an Equip Sword on a Ninja type or Two Swords on a Knight type

Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery’s 94th phallus

you could say that the two historians are crossing swords 👀
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Swords are the best part of fencing

the problem with getting into swords is that it ruins media, because it's either "c'mon now that's ridiculous" OR it's "holy shit is that a Malleus Martialis they're using as a prop I gotta go check"

Seven Bronze swords with leaf shaped blades on display in the National Museum of Ireland

A selection of Late Bronze Age swords on display in the National Museum of Ireland.

The impressive sword in the centre was found in the River Inny, Westmeath. It dates to c.900-700 BC.

The length and leaf shaped blade hint that it was possibly designed to be used by a warrior mounted on horseback.

What books were they?

Devil's Mouth Forge A humble homeshop making tiny swords and forged goods

I made an online shop!!

devilsmouthforge.bigcartel.com

If you've ever wanted one of my tiny creations for yerself, or if you just felt like helping to support me, here's where to go!

It is so amazing to me everybody's hating on the Switch 2's pricing and the one singular defense has been "Yes the prices suck but the tariffs you see" and then Doug Bowser comes in to say "No no no, you misunderstand, the tariffs had nothing to do with it, we *are* greedy"

Is there anything that blends aspects of two Mai or classes? I'm thinking of a Summoner who summons a big tanky beast, or a warrior who dabbles in magic.

Let's all do a solidarity by agreeing to NOT PURCHASE THIS BULLSHIT

The foibles of man

Not saying I agree with project 2025, to be clear. But I can appreciate the deftness with which they have set up their win/win

I think this is the strategic brilliance of project 2025. If the president has the power to do what Trump is trying to do, then he can do it. If the president *doesn't* have that power, then Congress will be forced to take some of it back and can't use executive branch agencies to legislate for them

This is the Antiquarian Armiger in Spheres of Power

My instructor calls this the "danger donut", and the space around it (so that both fencers would have to take a step in order to engage) the "bagel of opportunity"

The thing is, even assuming vaccines cause autism (which they don't, but for the sake of argument), you're literally saying "I'd rather my child potentially die of Measles than live with autism"

Tfw you trust Measles more than "stuff in vaccines"

We'll just tell your mother we ate it all

Elden Ring GB Shin (Itch.IO)

Roll around, swing swords, fight giant bosses, it's a simple life but a good one.

look i cant just sell u one sword. law states to own a sword u gotta have three of ur bros with u to also get swords at the same time. mandatory fellowship laws, yeah. since 2006 believe it or not. yeah.

Yes

Let me tell you about Messers. They're swords that are just big knives!

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

A Dungeon; A Dragon; A Sword

Buying a sword from my local smithy instead of the big box armourers who deal in plunder