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i’m literally obsessed #tbhk

BBC Shuts Down Reports That They're Canceling 'Doctor Who' Due To 'Wokery' Backlash Nice try, snowflakes.

Nice try, snowflakes.

The Usher halftime show came and went...
Rih announced a pregnancy during hers and it lasted one business day...

We on Day 5 of heated discussion abt Kendrick's halftime show.

5.
Whole.
Days.
And.
Counting.

...but I'm supposed to believe it was trash.

Google claims they removed several events from Google Calendar because maintaining their presence wasn't "sustainable"—but critics are crying foul.

7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room

Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

Mood: sensing some hostility in a bird's song

A crow with most of the black feathers missing from around it's stomach and legs revealing the white fluffy feathers underneath. Looks like an old man in his Y-fronts

Today I saw a crow in its underpants
#crow #cawmunity #corvid

A lil kiss?
#spyxfamily #twiyor

🩷💥
#SPY_FAMILY #loidyor #twiyor

Q: Will Amirican bluesky have the same level of nincompoopery as Amirican twitter?

A:

So damn true 💯

Photo of my beautiful longhaired brown tuxedo tabby Fergus looking disgusted near a cup of tea being held in the foreground. Blurry red Christmas light are visible in the background.

“I DEMAND TO SMELL YOUR TEA.” My cats, every day.

“UGH GRODY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??” My cats, moments later every day.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

OH I LOVE HER
#helluvaboss #belphegor

Ok. I got this goat outta my system #belphegor

Helluva Boss: Mastermind spoilers warning
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The Seven Deadly Sins all revealed

Gosh it’s very unreal to have Mastermind out in the world. I wrote this episode about 3 years ago now, we have been working on it for so long and I was anticipating it for so long it doesn’t feel real that it’s out fir real now 😭✨❤️

Sorry but I'm 100% unsympathetic to Trump voters who will inevitably be harmed by the policies that Trump lied about. He's not a good liar. He's not smooth. He's not new here. You made a choice to believe him. You. chose. You chose him, and you know why you did. You shat in your bed, now lay in it.

If you are visiting relatives this week and are in a hotel, call down and tell them you dont need housekeeping to clean the room tomorrow. Help those housekeepers get back to their families an hour sooner on Turkey Day.

The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me.

We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.

She's a 10 but she's a creep

She's a weirdo

What the hell is she doing here

Bluesky is truly having an incredible run as Threads' head of product

Photo of an adorable shiny black cat with green eyes standing on a green lawn.

Handsome T’Challa at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social! If you need more cute animals in your life you should follow them ASAP. Cats, pigs, ponies, ducks, rabbits, and more! 🦃 🐴 🐖 🐇 🐓 🐐 🐈‍⬛ 🦆

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

It’s so nice to be at the stage of a lifetime of a platform when everyone mostly agrees the people running it are working hard and doing a good job. Let’s enjoy that while we can!

I love drawing characters together with their voice actors ❤️

#helluvaboss #helluvabossva #voiceactors

i’m an album girly
playlists are cool
but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally