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I play way too much Destiny and carry a torch for SRL. I love the Dallas Stars, old sci-fi paperbacks, and all sorts of crafts. Say β€œhi” to Birdie and Pumpkin. 😸

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And now I have to catch back up on figure skating.

09.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cadillac commercial was sexy as hell

09.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll just pretend it’s a grief thing. 😬

09.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the one time I’ve convinced my husband that the 8:30 start time for the Stars game was totally doable. Now the game is finally starting on a channel we don’t even get. 🫠

05.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s some garbage.

28.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta put my readers on to do this 40 x 30 picross puzzleβ€¦πŸ˜­

26.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re trying my patience, Tony.

25.01.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robo, my love!

24.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re about to see Labyrinth in the theater and they were not kidding about no previews. They really missed an opportunity to run previews from 1986.

11.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed a junco β€œbig stretch.” 😍

09.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1:
A man picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern."
Panel 2:
The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!"
Panel 3:
The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!"
Panel 4:
The pumpkin, now placed on a porch, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.

Panel 1: A man picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern." Panel 2: The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!" Panel 3: The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!" Panel 4: The pumpkin, now placed on a porch, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.

28.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Robo!!!

24.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victory+, please get the audio checked. It’s weird, friends.

17.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It all begins tonight.

09.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
Final Score: Stars defeat Avalanche 4-2. Stars win series 4-3.

Final Score: Stars defeat Avalanche 4-2. Stars win series 4-3.

THE STARS COMPLETE THE #GAME7 COMEBACK!! ⭐️ #StanleyCup

04.05.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Dallas Stars third period highlights:

04.05.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 266    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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"Thomas Harley has taken his game to the stratosphere..." 🌟

Catch the @DallasStars in action against the @penguins TODAY at 3p ET on ABC and @ESPNPlus!

05.04.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The video is too long to be posted on Bluesky. This is the thumbnail of the video instead.

Jason Robertson scores three goals in the second period for his first hatty of the season! 🌟

Hat Trick Challenge presented by @AstraZenecaUS

24.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JAKE OETTINGER!! 😱 😱

SAVE OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE!!

25.01.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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OTTER ROBBERY!! 🦦

25.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

At the Stars game and they’re encouraging people to upload stupid ai photos during intermission. Ugh.

25.01.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown potato is resting on a stool in front of a display of Potatoland, a theme park centered around potatoes.

A brown potato is resting on a stool in front of a display of Potatoland, a theme park centered around potatoes.

I met a celebrity today. 🀩

27.11.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Sweeper bot holding a broom, surrounded by blue engrams.

A Sweeper bot holding a broom, surrounded by blue engrams.

Whether we wanted it or not, we've joined you all on Bluesky. So let's get to posting Destiny 2 information here, post by post.

Pardon our dust while we build out our Bluesky posting capabilities.

27.11.2024 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2442    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 76

Perhaps, I’m witnessing a cheer or drill team routine being practiced? I am bored and evaluating my life choices.

26.11.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently waiting in line to ride Expedition Everest and as expected, people are all just varying degrees and styles of weird. The weirdest to this old person is the joyless dance performance for some social media or other.

26.11.2024 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Final score: Stars defeat Lightning 4-2

Final score: Stars defeat Lightning 4-2

The @DallasStars come away with the victory in Tampa! 🀩

24.11.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Top: Mason Marchment fist bumping the bench on ice in a Stars uniform.

Middle: White text on a black and green background reading "Mason Marchment. #27"

Bottom: Black text on a white background reading "5 points. Nov. 11 vs. Pittsburgh".

Top: Mason Marchment fist bumping the bench on ice in a Stars uniform. Middle: White text on a black and green background reading "Mason Marchment. #27" Bottom: Black text on a white background reading "5 points. Nov. 11 vs. Pittsburgh".

Hope you have Mason Marchment in @NHLFantasy πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

12.11.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A grey torbie cat is on the floor with all paws underneath her and she resembles a loaf of bread. She is loosely boxed in by an air purifier and a small cat tree.

A grey torbie cat is on the floor with all paws underneath her and she resembles a loaf of bread. She is loosely boxed in by an air purifier and a small cat tree.

Birdie went into loaf mode while I was vacuuming this morning.

09.11.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey torbie cat is curled up on a white couch with a black pillow and black, grey, and white blanket.

A grey torbie cat is curled up on a white couch with a black pillow and black, grey, and white blanket.

Birdie is ready to get back to napping while I’m pretending to work this afternoon.

08.11.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A floofy orange cat lays in a blanket-covered chair and looks directly at the camera as if she’s not sure what is expected of her.

A floofy orange cat lays in a blanket-covered chair and looks directly at the camera as if she’s not sure what is expected of her.

I tried to get a picture of Pumpita (Pumpkin) while she was playing, but she became self-conscious.

08.11.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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