WHAT?DUNCAN?!

Just gonna take a moment to remind everyone of my weird kink for wires, tubes, and machinery. Idk how to satisfy it but AdMech art usually kinda gets there.

Wasn’t gonna film. Then I was only gonna film a little… but the pros @/erovenushop knows how to make you finish FAST

Code FD15 is still valid if you wanna check out their whole catalogue!

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Valid. Bring back people minding their own business

I mean, cooking is an amazing skill to have, but I do agree that the need to flex on people over basic independence is absurd.

SOMETIMES it’s cheaper to cook, per meal. But it’s a much greater time and material investment. So there’s pros and cons to both. Just weird to flex about either.

Sometimes i see a perfectly illustrated half-flaccid cock and get a very sudden craving for gummy worms.

This phenomenon needs to be studied.

Was gonna do the obligatory “pumpkin fucking” video this year but the horrors were too great to handle. Perhaps soon if I can find a pumpkin but I will be doing more videos at some point thank you for your patience

In the current moment that’s probably the best place to get it

Twitter today has just been “Zach Hadel’s screams of pain are kinda 😟😓” like nah guys he’s fine. He just does that. Often.

I’m becoming paranoid. I’m afraid of what the world is becoming. I haven’t be comfortable in months. the only moments where I feel somewhat content is the few hours at the end of my day when I can sit and paint or watch a movie or distract myself with more fantasies. Im not giving up. But I am tired

Love the trend where artists draw a few lines that vaguely look like a vagina from the front and then disguise it as like a roadmap or something.

I’ve been losing my mind over three lines for ages and I’m glad people realize how cool it is.

So sick of painting this fucking house man

Imagine fighting a tanuki and they smack you with their weird tanuki balls but immediately vomit because how bad it hurts.

Roasted some beef yesterday and didn’t want to eat just beef n taters for lunch again, so I made this little beauty

I mean I’m no scholar or nothin that’s just my first thought

Gay trans daughter. Take half of each n smash em together.

Can I suggest 2 1/2 of each?

First time in a long time I’ve woken up with a huge drippy boner…

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Don’t stress too much about posts. Take care of yourself. We’ll be here when you return!

In other news, he’s done! Super happy with how this guys turned out! Love these little guys

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Using the term “addiction” to describe maladaptive sex behaviors is just shows a lack of understanding for what addiction is.

I have a compulsion to consume nicotine. I like porn. So I watch it. I can’t help the nic cravings. I don’t need porn to get through my day the same as I do nic.

Seriously tho, I love making porn myself but I would LOVE the opportunity to direct and film a porn movie…

Give me a camera and I go from cuckold to director in the blink of an eye!!

Just hangin’ out after doin some more house painting… gotta let let my boys breathe cause damn do I get #sweaty

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Got some jalapeño cheddar dawgs and one gross consequence of cheese being in the dawg is that when you warm them up the cheese melts and bubbles to the surface creating these weird blisters

Got the same belly hair pattern as the sims 4… 😔

Fresh out the shower!!

(Ik im supposed to be posting nudes but I forgor)

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It kinda really bugs me that my most popular story is the evil short about SA, kidnapping and murder, that I wrote in one afternoon after ingesting wayyy too much nicotine, the substance that makes you feel shit.

Is it alright to call someone “fat” in a horny way? I see fat lady porn sometimes and I’m so tempted to respond with these pictures but like idk if “me at the mere mention of a fat woman” is hurtful to say… I genuinely mean it tho bigger ladies are hot as fuck

Is he gonna swing at me if I just go for it? I really gotta piss…