"Quickshot, over. Spray N Pray's locked on."
20.09.2025 09:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@valamence.bsky.social
Heya! My name's Valentine! (or Valerie, Valkyrie, Valid, Valedictorian...) 26, it/its. β¨and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code. π³οΈββ§οΈrules were made to be broken and you were made to be happy.
"Quickshot, over. Spray N Pray's locked on."
20.09.2025 09:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So you've ended up at a place in your life where you could have made a lot of changes and goals and could have been someone else, someone better. But you didn't, you weren't.
All you have is now. And starting now you can make changes for the better. For you.
coffee date w ur domme ex
26.06.2025 21:34 β π 377 π 96 π¬ 7 π 4a list of the New Genres which all games can be properly classified into. these are: "Clean-em-up", "Spreadsheet Simulator", "Infant-Saving Simulator", "9-to-5 Like", "Ladder Climber", "Gem Management", "Stroggification Game", "First-Person Game", "Spice World Clone", and "Myst".
game genres are so fuzzy and confusing...what's an Action Adventure game?? what do you actually do in an RPG?? to fix this, i got together with loads of my lovely friends to create a much more descriptive classification system. all games can be neatly placed into the New Genres
05.08.2025 13:55 β π 1264 π 549 π¬ 75 π 34it varies in hue and intensity, but the gold is always within you π±
02.08.2025 19:48 β π 257 π 52 π¬ 2 π 1slurpee machine with one crashed screen
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
29.07.2025 21:29 β π 18513 π 5996 π¬ 237 π 362how's your night going?
21.07.2025 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's wild how many studios are demanding relocation. I know it's a buyer's market right now, but asking people to move cross-country/internationally to highly expensive cities, leaving behind their external support system, for a job that may disappear in a week is a special kind of cruel.
15.07.2025 15:07 β π 603 π 109 π¬ 6 π 1knit dress that looks like an elementary school calculator that says BOOBS but like 80085
finally, the perfect sweater dress
15.07.2025 19:09 β π 950 π 227 π¬ 11 π 15Oh, that's lovely! Yeah, all of my friends and partners Ive been talking about the album with have found their own particular interpretations steeped in like, their personal journey. Was discussing the use of Balatro relating to escaping from the overwhelming world outside, drawing inward (C105373D)
15.07.2025 06:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I get to the part in Facts and Lodging with Supertramp I'm just left in awe. It all combines to capture those moments of "fuck why am I doing this" that still hit sometimes.
I tend to assume everything's intentional, but have there been any symbolic interpretations you found surprising?
This is my favorite album in a long time and I can't stop listening to it. Every time I find something new.
15.07.2025 05:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we do!!! I wanna help you find so much good stuff
15.07.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 07/14 - Best of today's thrifting haul!
15.07.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
30.06.2025 15:42 β π 6949 π 2350 π¬ 2 π 309I think the reason Noah Caldwell Gervais' essays work where a lot of others don't is that he's not trying to tell you how to feel about something, he's telling you the story of how HE feels about it because he writes travelogues even even he writes a game review.
29.06.2025 20:26 β π 90 π 14 π¬ 7 π 16/29 - ok so it's summer and I'm figuring out what to wear - I always love this top but it's got a problem every time I move, like, *at all*
29.06.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(extra photos)
25.06.2025 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi! I've been sick for like 2 weeks, so I didn't update this.
6/25 - Thrifting! Also, I radically changed my hair last night!
summerrr webstoreeee updatessss
houseshoes dot online
US/Canada tour date camo tee
low quantities, so comfy
sizes S-2XL
"support your local band" red & black baseball tee
sizes S-3XL
red booty shorts
sizes S-2XL
banner logo and "local band" black tees
S-6XL
u wear clothes imo
a giant cup of noodles
18.06.2025 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 06/11 - and the one for actually today! Love getting to pair these shorts with this overshirt
12.06.2025 04:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 06/10 - another post-night one, forgot to do so lmao
11.06.2025 20:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 06/9 - β¨οΈ
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