Callisto

fired at a sufficient enough velocity, yes

Smoke behind the New Glenn rocket as it completes a static test

Next stop? Mars!

Blue Origin’s New Glenn rocket roared to life for a 40 second static test ahead of launching NASA’s ESCAPADE mission in early November!

your taste in candy continues to be unparalleled 🔥🔥🔥

Another 2024 piece. I fell out of love with it, but I still think it’s fun! 🔥 🍃 💧 #pokemon

Now I have the phrase, "The Muppets' All Quiet on the Western Front" in my head.

I will not be happy when the images start.

Let's explain rocks by sandwiches. Trust me. Earth builds rock three main ways: it stacks, it cools from melt, or it presses and reheats what it already made. #Geology 🧵

how close are we to ice chuds filing charges against random drivers for being traffic

for the record, the government allowing people to go without SNAP benefits is social murder

This case has been assigned to U.S. District Judge April Perry, the same judge who blocked President Donald Trump's deployment of National Guard troops within Illinois.

if knowingly starving millions of americans while he builds a gilded ballroom isn't cause for revolution then i'm not sure what is

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made. “Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied. Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.” He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

A picture of a bunny lying with her face on the floor

Bunny in stage 4 eepiness after making a mess of her pen

got baptized by Lake Michigan today (hit by spray while riding the lakefront trail on my scooter)

Pre-dawn sunrise glow over a beach. The sky is a gradient of orange-yellow-blue with clouds and contrails glowing pink.

Pre-dawn sunrise glow over Lake Michigan. The sky is a gradient of orange-yellow-blue with clouds and contrails glowing pink. The lake is a dark, wavy teal.

got to watch the sky light up before sunrise on my way to work yesterday and you know what? Earth is pretty beautiful sometimes

SUCCESS!!! WOW!!

Castlevania 2 text box that says "fuuuuuck dude i was gonna go to bed early tonight but no!! fucking curse".

Shikoku puppy wearing ear protection that makes him look like he has a little aviation flight cap on

A WWI flying Ace prepares to board his Sopwith Camel

It should be acknowledged at some point that part of the reason ICE is able to operate so easily in Chicago is because by design our streets were already full of massive vehicles driven way too fast by sociopathic freaks

life really is all about perspective instead of thinking “i’m stuck in a sewer drain 😢 ” say “i’m going to meet a fireman 😃 “

This is some Blaseball shit

Green Line Run …

☝️One

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Alexis is very much a good friend of mine and a good person, who you should help out if you can.

Lot of good Monsters died in the trenches. Field Rations Monster. Bully Beef Monster. Morphine Monster was never the same.

BREAKING: catnip chirper

It’s not even a cumulative effect. This effect is often immediate. I’ve now seen at least 10 incidents of ICE goons showing up, getting yelled at, and then giving up