Nick

me & my bloomfs

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

A nude man says "I love having everyone's money in my ass." Another guy says "hey man, I don't trust your ass anymore, so I'm withdrawing all my cash." A bunch of other guys agree and says "so am I" in unison. A bunch of hands start grabbing at the first man's asshole. The first man says "oh God, i't s a run on my ass!"

“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace

@jorgeomau.art

Loving the new Old Testament Diet Coke

This morning my son told a joke that relied on him needing to fart as the punchline but the fart came out silent and he was so disappointed he had to go to his room alone.

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred.

As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.

For Some Measles Patients, Vitamin A Remedy Supported by RFK Jr. Leaves Them More Ill (Gift Article) After the health secretary promoted vitamin A as a cure, parents in West Texas began giving their children high doses, sometimes to prevent infection.

RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids. Now he's coming for ours.

I don’t think Wally passed on! And I can’t believe Simon was able to walk into a scar! And the confrontation between Mr Anderson and Mr Martin! So many things!

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

venture capital burned through all of the good “what if a computer could do <x>” business ideas by like 2009 and everything since has required increasingly degrading levels of suspended disbelief. silicon valley must move beyond computers

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

‘Stop these crazy bills’: Republicans join Democrats to defeat anti-trans legislation in Montana One bill would remove trans children from their parents, and the other would ban drag shows and Pride marches

Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./

Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Now this? This, you can go ahead and worry about.

Don’t lose sight of the “Sayonara, Ronald”.
Think about what this country did to the Japanese Americans during the time they are clearly “throwing back” to…
When suddenly everyone can hear the dog whistles, it’s because they don’t care to use them anymore; instead using the megaphone.

We deserve this

Amazing work Germans.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.

Yes

an image of a dude with his hands on the hips of a girl in a horny ass vaporeon costume with titties and everything

if I had to see this so the fuck do y'all

RIP to a certified legend

To sleep, perchance to dream of throat punching a mf'er.

good morning to @merriam-webster.com

[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Am I literally insane and downloading all of my kindle books before Amazon won’t let you download the actual files anymore? Yes. Yes I am.