kaylyn. 🇵🇸

A couple of yellow-bellied sapsuckers are doing what they do in a tree. The first one gasps and says: "Leaves! Finally! Spring is here! Relief from the misery at last!" The second one goes "Oh, this winter wasn't so bad, in fact, the daily highs were well above average–" but this statement gets interrupted by the thoughts of the first bird thinking "I could kill him. No one would have to know."

Releaf

A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

OR you could read these Black vampire novels:

The Gilda Stories by Jewelle Gomez
Immortal Dark by Tigest Girma
This Ravenous Fate by Hayley Dennings
House of Hunger by Alexis Henderson.

Just a thought.
#booksky #blackbooksky
📚💙 📚🏳️‍🌈 📚🤎

Girl smiling with green hair in spacebuns squatting on the ground, dressed in all black.

First renfaire was a success! 🎉

Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

A bell pepper in the fetal position

Same, little pepper, same

This aged badly

Carrie Bradshaw at laptop

And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?

Happy (Spring) Equinox! 💚🌱💮🐰🥚

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

Screenshot from the Command & Conquer Remastered Collection

Screenshot from the Command & Conquer Remastered Collection

Screenshot from the Command & Conquer Remastered Collection

"Incoming transmission!" 📡

Classic Command and Conquer games are now open source—ready for modding, preservation, and innovation!

Read more: ea.com/games/comman...
Dive into the code: github.com/electronicarts

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table

Mermaid. A regular mermaid. Reverse mermaid. A mermaid with the fish half on top and the lady part on the bottom. Composite mermaid. Upper left quarter is woman, upper right quarter is fish. Right bottom corner is woman. Right left corner is fish. Fish. A regular Fish.

A digital art nouveau illustration of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. She stands on the yellow brick road with Toto at her feet, surrounded by poppies. Emerald City crowns the top of the border and behind her a sepia view of Kansas.

Somewhere Over The Rainbow 🌈 👠 #art

The governor of Maine is a 77-year-old in the middle of her second term in office and therefore ineligible to run for a third.

But King Trump here tries to intimidate her by saying she'll have no future career in politics if she dares to stand up to him.

I think she's all good, man.

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

Tell me you're redlining without telling me you're redlining

Google is ready to work on AI weapons now The company’s promise to avoid building AI applications that cause harm has been deleted

I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...

A digital illustration of a fae depicted wearing brightly patterned and bold, loose clothes with turquoise jewellery

The Picasso Bug