So soft, yet so hard.

This is what I do with my man's. He usually rolls his eyes and lets it happen. *Nosebleed*

I'm so sorry to break the news, but you're massive. Don't lean forward or you'll fill up that sink.

Damn. I didn't learn about this shape in school. Can you teach me how those curves work?

You should open applications for the next seat. I bet there are plenty of willing takers.

Could you shred it a little faster? Maybe put more aggression into it too?

Just got tickets for next year!

I can't decide where I'd bury my face.

It's those incoming thigh rolls for me.

I really shouldn't. I JUST ate.

They haven't for some time now.

Infallible logic.

No worries. Let me scoop it up. I INSIST.

A minor miscalculation.

The belly is nice, but that ink is also pretty amazing! 😍

One day you will be heard by the oven...😔

Just because the game is over doesn't mean it wasn't a win.

It's what happens with all that insulation. Maybe some ice cream would help?

For what it's worth, I think the RPG hero is totally succeeding in whatever quest he's on.

To quote Selena Gomez: "I mean I could, but why would I want to?"

Sit on my chest and drop that belly on my face while you talk to me about your star rail team comps. 😩

Is this hypnotherapy?

Hold on. You have to lay on top of me so I can whisper it in your ear.

What if the himbo is also a therapist?

If you have downstairs neighbors, I would send them a care package.

We'll need more examples as proof.

Always in support of learning!

I mean...that would be the correct plushie for the situation then.

I see multiple other body parts. Belly is just the most prominent. 👀

When I tell you this might have been it...