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A new restaurant opened up underneath my building so I had to try it out tonight - and hey, what a convenient location for a date right? (HINT HINT)

A photo of some Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 collector’s items, featuring an “Expedition Journal” art book, a steelbook case with Gustave and Maelle on the cover, and a model of the monolith from the game with the Paintress sitting at the base, and the number 33 etched onto it.

A close-up shot of the monolith model from the previous picture.

Finally had this gorgeous E33 Collector’s Set arrive after I ordered it last year, so pleased! The detail on the monolith is beautiful and it’s also a functioning music box

Always lead with the tummy

Almost forgot to do these buttons up again before I left

Going on a first date tonight! (+ tummy Tuesday)

Jack’s brunch, Eggs Benedict with a hot chocolate

Jack in front of a mirror wearing a grey jumper, orange underwear and Keith Haring patterned socks, with no trousers on showing off his legs.

Eggs & legs (the two genders)

Look at beefy bubs!

Those guys behind you were so turned on seeing this they just started necking each other immediately

Isn't "a gay little man going on a gay little walk" literally just you writing a diary?

Yoohoo! 😍😍😍

First day back at the gym after taking a break to be lazy and eat food over xmas - need someone to come and rub my arms and legs URGENT

Isn't this just exactly what happened in David's stream last night?

Yes hun, thank u, next!

Visiting my sister and her family so I’m “Uncle Jack” to my 3 y/o niece at the moment. I’m also very tired.

Had so much fun at my first Roast last night, too fragile for a current selfie so here’s one I made earlier, just imagine this but more dehydrated

real talk

Imagine dating someone for 6 months of the year and then in the run up to christmas you find out they like gonks

OK but the legs!?!?!?!?!!!!

Finally got back the photos from my sister's wedding this summer and obsessed with how I looked, someone else get married so I can wear this again pls!

Incoming call from pokemon rumble spheal

Bad lighting here but 6 weeks of the gym today!

Literally at risk of passing out if I don't start kissing someone soon this is an EMERGENCY

slutty tummy! slutty tummy!

Got a new union suit from @denloungewear.bsky.social coming soon, so decided to dig out the old one (which still fits after 4 years???) to start some cosy winter 🐻 vibes

No halloween costume this year but we should at least celebrate the last day of jocktober…

Today marks 3 weeks of going to the gym 5 days each week. I just started doing this out of the blue (after crashing out over a bad date 👀) but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with it.

I saw myself in the mirror this morning and thought “fuck I’m hot” even more than usual so it’s working!

😍😍😍