Jack_Strats

Bad lighting here but 6 weeks of the gym today!

Literally at risk of passing out if I don't start kissing someone soon this is an EMERGENCY

slutty tummy! slutty tummy!

Got a new union suit from @denloungewear.bsky.social coming soon, so decided to dig out the old one (which still fits after 4 years???) to start some cosy winter 🐻 vibes

No halloween costume this year but we should at least celebrate the last day of jocktober…

Today marks 3 weeks of going to the gym 5 days each week. I just started doing this out of the blue (after crashing out over a bad date 👀) but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with it.

I saw myself in the mirror this morning and thought “fuck I’m hot” even more than usual so it’s working!

😍😍😍

I've been walking round my flat singing this to myself for 10 minutes now this is so stupid I love it

No let me screenshot it first!

Oh I see we’ve reached the “using my dog as an excuse to post my tits” stage of gymfluencer! 👀👀👀

I live alone, work from home and spend 90% of my time at least half-naked, why am I ALWAYS running the washing machine…? It never ends!

If you just send them all to me I’ll keep them safe until you need them 👀

Need to do chores but just want to nap

Puss puss!

idk how much crack cocaine she put in this but I’m addicted I physically cannot stop pressing replay

Time to speedrun Summoner as fast as I can

Going on a first date tonight!

?!!!!?????!?!?!!!????!!!!?

ooooo put your letter in my slot oooooo

Tired post-office boy

Downloaded Hinge last night to find people for actual dates, why is everyone on this app’s first picture of them shirtless with an 8-pack in a canoe or something? Where are the fat boys!?

Trying to pull art for D&D scenes and NPCs and it's become really hard to find good art through pages and pages of AI slop

no he's a lawyer I'm trying to secure the bag

TWO (2) DAYS bubs! I could have died

Guy that I'm chatting to took a long time to reply, so now I need to fight the urge to reply immediately and make myself appear nonchalant and desirable help

Pokemon rumble spheal in the shape of an X

Pokemon rumble spheal in the shape of a Y

mega raichu are cool but have you considered this

We FINALLY got a new Fire Emblem y'all I CANNOT believe this! We did it!

Sainsbury's messed up and gave me twice as many babybels and now I have nearly 50 babybels in my fridge (this is not a bad thing)

Been having SUCH a big craving to replay FF13: Lightning Returns lately (or maybe just the whole FF13 trilogy...) that game was just so cunty