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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

X Post by Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State: "We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

For those who don't have the right to have Covid it will cost 144 dollars. If you don't have the money sorry? Others who do pass the rules they do get the free Covid. Some will have to drive to B.C. if you have a car? Then those who are house bound,sorry hopefully you won't have the flu or Covid.

Velma from Scooby Doo scrambling around on the floor of a spooky location looking for her glasses that are off to the side of the frame. Text reads "my subtitles. I can't hear without my subtitles..."

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

#antifa

Screenshot of texts. “Been thinking about that pastry” “um. And you. lol”

We might be an old married couple.

wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding Feudalism you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Urinal cake.

So antifa is a terrorist organisation now!

That cross necklace is a nice touch, lol

Anyone else try to improve their unfashionable man’s wardrobe for SO LONG, that eventually he won the argument when that look inevitably came back around??

Sign forbidding pets. The usual suspects, and potbelly pigs too.

There’s obviously a story behind this.

Listen, everybody makes mistakes. The important thing now is to move on, learn nothing, and continue to scold The Woke Mob.

Furry Origin Story:
Mom: If you play too many video games, you’ll turn into a cow.
Preschooler: I want to be a cow! I WANNA BE A COOOW!!!!

white people were a mistake.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancelo...

Amazing. Getting more reliable information from Reddit than I am the US government. Awesome.

A State Department employee shared with PBS News an image from inside the department. The image includes a piece of paper taped to a mirror with the words, "Colleagues, if you remain: RESIST FASCISM. Remember the oath you vowed to uphold."

USAID didn’t fail. It fed 127,000 kids—then was erased mid-crisis. No speech. No tribute. Just silence. They didn’t end a program. They liquidated a covenant. The last American promise not built on conquest—but care.
🔗 thelastmilewithusaid.substack.com

The greatest tool working people have to win dignity, power and respect is organizing.

So proud to stand with labor as your Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York City.

“STOP LICKING ME!!” Having a child is like dealing with an obnoxiously drunk version of yourself.

Want to take my kids to Shakespeare in the Park tonight bc it’s my favorite but having horrible flashbacks to last summer when my 4yo stopped an entire performance of Midsummer Nights Dream by having a massive meltdown and yelling “YOU NEED TO MOVE TO ALASKA” at my husband during Act 2. 🫡

A Borzoi dog, looking forlorn, sits next to a dresser as their owner mimics them using a sock puppet adorned with googly eyes.

“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

The NYT is very solicitous of our thoughts on favorite movies but has little interest in what we think about war or human rights