Nick Hughmes

Delicious golden brown flat bread pizza on a pizza stone. The toppings glistening in the light of my fluorescent bulbs.

Why they detrans Pleakley?
Picture unrelated.

MINUTE ORDER: In response to Defendants' 28 Notice at page 2, the Court ORDERS that by 12:00 p.m. on March 19, 2025, Defendants shall file ex parte and under seal (or submit to the Court) a declaration providing the following details regarding each of the two flights leaving U.S. airspace before 7:25 p.m. on March 15, 2025: 1) What time did the plane take off from U.S. soil and from where? 2) What time did it leave U.S. airspace? 3) What time did it land in which foreign country (including if it made more than one stop)? 4) What time were individuals subject solely to the Proclamation transferred out of U.S. custody? and 5) How many people were aboard solely on the basis of the Proclamation? So ORDERED by Chief Judge James E. Boasberg on 3/18/2025. (Icjeb1)

NEW: Judge Boasberg orders DOJ to file by noon tomorrow, under seal (and ex parte), more info about the two planes that were in the air when the judge issued his temporary restraining order, to assess whether DOJ violated his order.

*rolls a giant wooden Cybertruck with a bow on it up to the gates of the White House and rings the doorbell

Maybe if State Farm didn’t spend millions and millions of dollars on the most asinine commercials of all time they wouldn’t need to raise premiums by 22 percent in California.

Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Visiting friends in New York

Bonehead

Underrated.

I think it’s time for a sequel to the awfully hot coffee pot.

Looking pretty swampy right about now and I don’t mean my ass (I wash it real good trust me)

Idk who “Gerry Mander” is, but they sound like a real poopy head!

I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this

I like that it says wh0re and has chicken on it. Very neato!

Belt buckle eBay listing

I’ve never seen the darn movie but by golly that’s a very cool belt buckle. Thinking about asking the seller if they would like to trade it for my collection of J.K. Simmons figurines.

garfield the cat is standing next to a man in a blue shirt in a room . Alt: garfield the cat is standing next to a man in a blue shirt in a room .

I just know the breakdancing dad is spinning on his head in anger rn because people are leaving shitter in droves.

I am a hero and there’s no need to thank me 🤗

I’m working on a new book. It’s called the Bible 2. It’s more or less the same as the first but now all of the animals on Noah’s Ark have been replaced by the penguins of Madagascar. Also, slavery is bad this time around.

Also I only have acrylic paint and it’s really old.

I am taking commissions my dear. Only Jar Jar Binks related requests. Only the sizes of the random canvases I have laying around. Also you have to guess which sizes I have cuz I’m not telling you. If you guess wrong consider yourself blocked sweaty! :)

I’m sorry, I don’t see “The School of Hard Knocks” on our list of accredited colleges so we are going with a different candidate. We will keep your resume on file. If we need someone who cannot regulate their emotions we will be in touch!

Trying to pay attention in birthing class is hard when this mf is busting a move.

Poster for Low Lights Festival. X-ray chameleon grunge.

Throwback to the flyers I designed for a start-up music and comedy festival organized by a colleague. I also got to tell terrible jokes to a bunch of coked out white people in the basement. Pretty fun times! Proud of the flyers though :3 🤗

Excellent!

Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

Looking like the Netflix price raises and account sharing ban were worth it baby!!!!

Who is Jake Balls? Why is he fighting the guy from the Hangover?