Juli Smae

Ummm once upon a time, I wrote a poem from the perspective of Marius who wasn’t sharing his cookies!! 😳

#IDCAD
A DNA test revealed that my parents used a sperm donor to facilitate my existence. Learning this at age 35 was a trauma.

Your child deserves to know where they come from even if that information is limited.

Genetics matter. Health history matters. Missing knowledge is knowledge too.

Book idea for someone to steal:
Tuesdays with Moira (from Schitt’s Creek).

Oh yeah, all the industries wanna prey on those of us desperate for relief.

You are correct, this articulates what I meant to express/include.

Sending hugs and good vibes to those of us for whom Father’s Day is complicated; trauma llamas, people grieving, adoptees, donor conceived baddies, NPE folx, and other DNA surprise pals.

And I want to wish a Happy “I see you” to stepdads, pet dads, trans ppl, fun uncles, etc.

Turkey baster

Adults with lesbian parents “generally felt positive about their donor conception, realizing that it enabled them to be born into a loving family that very much wanted them,” according to recent findings from the longest-running study of lesbian families. mombian.com/2024/05/28/a...

my little thing about sperm banks is that anonymous donor conception is a horrendous ethical disaster (not to say crime) and should have been outlawed yesterday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Of all the fish to choose from, who decided the mackerel was holy?

Sadly, I’m not glamping in a yurt.

Imagine you’re a star and someone walks up to you like “Twinkle Twinkle, little star.”

I’d be offended tbh.

Um I’d like the internet to know that not only did I mow the lawn, I did so with a push style reel mower. Zero-emission lawn care for the win!

What’s the right tip for the pizza driver tho?

Shopping for women’s clothing is such a trip. Like where are your pants? If you’re wearing a swimsuit why do you need a jacket? Who stands or kneels like that?? #ihavequestions #patriarchy #makeitmakesense

Apparently this coffee will solve all the problems that my cats cannot. i.refs.cc/bh0HgNXw?smi...

As a bisexual, any time I walk into a medical facility, I should get an automatic IV drip because I am dehydrated.

IG but it’s JUST cute baby animals. Like not the rest of insta just cute. Baby. Animals.

Hear me out: Jesus Christ Superstar but Mary Magdalene is non-binary.

I called to order pizza. Like used my voice to speak to a human. They said it’d be delivered in a half hour. It got here in 10 mins. Sometimes Gen X hacks work.

People with chemical sensitivity have been gaslit by doctors, invalidated by "loved ones" and refused accommodations by employers. It's no wonder we've been silenced. We're sick and no one is helping. I'm done with this stupid society.

Stop me if you heard this before, actually don't because once I start telling the story I need to finish it. #ADHD

“There is no reason anyone should have to take a cab to the grocery store.” - @milesgrant.bsky.social

Moral Redemption at the Roulette Table was the original name of Panic! At the Disco.

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🖕🇺🇸 I had 4 scrips today and how many could I get filled? Z E R O #americanhealthcaresucks

In The Princess Bride Buttercup is sure that her man’s will show up for her. This is the only example I’ve ever seen of a human being with secure attachment.

DoorDash, just lie to me. Overestimate the time. So if you’re early, I’ll be pleasantly surprised. 😁