Arcane Bitchcraft

Well alright, fams. It still sounds legally dubious to me, but I don't own Tesla stock anyway, so good luck. It would be cool if the public that helped him go from rich to asshole rich could destroy his wealth, but I feel like anything that fucks up a rich white guy's money ends up illegal

Well, that's a relief

Wait, but aren't you talking about coordinating a mass sell-off?

boycotting is exactly not the same thing as trying to short a stock

Cool. I'll put it on my SEC watchlist.

Well, I'm sure you could find enough young people who don't mind going to federal prison for securities fraud in this dubious attempt to bankrupt literally the richest man in the world.

Good luck, I hope it works!

Is the premise here that people can crash the entire net worth of the world's richest man in the belief that Tesla is his only asset, and further that no one would go to jail for this?

That's hilarious

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It looks umm... It looks clitoral. The pull string bead is nestled in inner folds of green silk and there are outer folds of cotton brocade.

You ever just wrap up your flute swab, tuck it into your flute bag, and then realize you're really very gay?

Rebecca Black as in the official Friday anthem girl? That's awesome!

I can't acknowledge that I didn't recognize Lady Gaga or they will pull my queer card 😢

Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS

I'm sorry, Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS NOW??

Yay, all those decades-ago feelings of not being real enough to like Bikini Kill are finally falling away

Fun! Who are the artists in the pics?

I'm going to start signing my checks as The Ol' Pun Factory

@proofofburden.bsky.social since you love my little jokes

Oh, and I brought receipts.

www.ers.usda.gov/data-product...

I have another hilarious joke for you!

The US imports 60% of our fruit and about 40% of our vegetables.

The punchline is, we just started a trade war with punitive tariffs on the country that supplies over 50% of those fruits.

@thomaswoof.bsky.social & @pandasaurusrex.bsky.social

Obligations have a smell.

It's very musty.

I would appreciate that so much, but also I would sample it into a beat

@pandasaurusrex.bsky.social & @thomaswoof.bsky.social because you like it

@proofofburden.bsky.social because you hate it

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I tried to get a masonry contractor to fix an alcove, but they said I needed to hire an alcove expert. I said I don't know, that really seems like a niche speciality.

Please don't get mad, but
I need help:

what are the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500?

That's right, feed the monster

I mean, "hahaha!"

Thank you

@proofofburden.bsky.social would you mind sharing with your people?

Texas ‘not for freedom’: House bill could ban gender-affirming care for transgender adults Texas House Bill 3399 would ban medical providers from prescribing certain medications and performing certain medical procedures if they know their patient is transgender.

Let me emphasize that this bill probably will not pass. Nonetheless, it is a targeted act of hate introduced in the legislature, and if this keeps up, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

www.kxan.com/news/texas-p...

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I get that 😏

I don't get why you don't get why I get what I get