jonah, from twitter

Got pulled over for speeding. I said sorry officer, I was listening to “Wolf Like Me” by TV on The Radio. He gave me a ticket for not speeding fast enough.

911 Nashville may well be the worst television show that’s ever aired

A centuries-old rivalry tonight, Pirates vs. stormy seas

TUESDAY AND OR WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL wouldn’t fit in the wide shot

Wednesday Night football is the place to be
So join us in Murfeesboro, Tennessee

Will be boots on the ground for MTSU v Missouri State

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

Task is a great show

Shame Franklin

I am too busy listening to Title Fight’s 2012 hit album Floral Green to worry of show girls and tight ends

The government has shut down which means Ted Cruz has been released from captivity

ONE TEAMS CALL AFTER ANOTHER (2025)

Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level

I need something like the flags at the beach that tell you how safe the water is except it’s to tell me how likely it is that Jelly Roll will appear in something I’m watching or listening to

If it’s wrestlemania 17 who is Tommy Dreamer and who is Paul Hayman #thepeopleareasking

A buddy of mine told me years ago that not being on Twitter for a few days feels like you're missing everything, but that after a few weeks, you realize you've missed nothing. Haven't been over there in a while and have no desire to check in with that crowd whatsoever.

Blondshell prob has my album of the year

If I went teams calendar for teams calendar rn I’d clear this whole app

Reporting an email I don’t wanna deal with as phishing

Me at chick fil a 🤝 UCLA

Let me get two Polynesians

The Pitt is genuinely the greatest thing on tv

God please never take Kevin Harlan from us

Pitino and Calipari meetup in the second round:

I won’t elaborate but the adult version of showing up to school late with McDonald’s is leaving work at 2pm

I prayed for times like this

Instagram ads show me so much cool stuff and then just have me aghast at the prices

The secret to emotional and spiritual freedom is admitting that Don’t Stop Believin’ is actually just a really good song

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Jalen Hurts is gonna buy a chain so radiant it’s reflection will destroy the sun

Every third post on here is millennial tumblr garbage like this and it sucks