mike taddow

you know who else had long flowing hair and they thought was down and out before making a comeback

trevor lawrence on the ground before getting up and running it in for a game winning td

“he’s fallen twice, we’re gonna win this g—wait WAIT!”

getting beat by the foreman in charge of building the titanic is wild

if i’m those two kansas city defenders we gotta find travis hunter outside after the game and fight bc of this

one could say he’s in the driver’s seat now

should i cut it out ?

good for brady quinn stepping in and taking a stab at the opportunity

mahomes sells the town on the monorail and travis muscles the city council into voting for it

me every time he fathers yet another baby

BREAKING: source with inside knowledge of lebron james’ scheduled october 7th “the second decision” event tells me that james will be announcing his immediate retirement from the nba and his new career as a jai alai player. filing story soon.

the sopranos is also, in my opinion, a comedy. one of the funniest things is they way carm says “spec house” — makes me laugh each time

it’s one sentient blob of hot air

brother i haven’t watched 9-1-1 in years, but every episode trailer i see has the WILDEST storylines. recently saw one with a bee-nado. a fucking tornado made of bees.

he’s a science guy

P. T. then walked around the front of the truck and Mr. Sanchez followed him but stood near the front of the truck. P. T. is seen walking west bound, off camera, to the opposite loading dock area of the Indianapolis Marriott Downtown. P. T. stated that he knew that entry point was the security office for the Marriott, so he was attempting to flag down one of the security officers to help him with Mr. Sanchez. P. T. then walked towards the passenger side of the truck and Mr. Sanchez walked with him. P. T. attempted to get into the passenger side of the truck but was blocked by Mr. Sanchez. P. T. walked back around to the driver's side and again attempted to get his cellphone from inside the cab of the truck, but Mr. Sanchez shoved P. T. back. P. T. realized things had escalated, and he was now in physical danger, so he reached into his pocket and grabbed his pepper spray and sprayed Mr. Sanchez in the face. P. T. said that the pepper spray appeared to have an effect on Mr. Sanchez for a moment, but Mr. Sanchez wiped his face and again advanced towards P. T. P. T. thought "this guy is trying to kill me" so he pulled his knife and when Mr. Sanchez came at him, P. T. went at Mr. Sanchez and struck him two or three times with the knife. P. T. said he found himself flying back into the dumpster and falling onto the pallets on the ground. While he was on the ground, P. T. was not aware of what Mr. Sanchez was physically doing to him, whether he was punching him or otherwise striking him. While P. T. was on the ground, he could only see the feet of Mr. Sanchez coming at him, making P. T. realized that he was in a life-or- death situation. Somehow, P. T. made it to his feet, and when Mr. Sanchez came at P. T. stabbed Mr. Sanchez the last time. The next thing P. T. knew was Mr. Sanchez looked at

mark sanchez drunkenly attacked a 69yo truck driver who wasn’t wearing his hearing aids, and the old man pepper-sprayed the butt fumble qb before stabbing him. there’s video, too. that qb is COOKED.

old guy with a knife approaching a younger guy with his arms up meme

mark sanchez when he sees an older uber/doordash driver

as an avid coach-watcher, i’ve seen this before in coach-watching books. coaches tweet like this in moments of extreme distress.

[shaking] n e ver a dou bt

jesus, mariners

throw a….certain phonebook at him

it’s the little constants in life 😤

i hope @lanaberry.bsky.social sees this

mariners, many are saying

a fellow just for men enthusiast

cam skattebo runs like he just touched an electrified cattle fence with his tongue

aaron glenn looks so dejected

holy shit dante fowler just had a sportscenter ass sack on justin fields

sauce was there but also he wasn’t

sauce gardner caught that work from george pickens on a deep 43yd td bomb. sauce expired on that one.

oh that was an audible by justin fields. sorry, bro you gotta go.