"brinkmanship" is a word, that I only hear during the football transfer window. I've never heard it in any other walk of life. 🤣

Ange deserves a Mobo Award for his stand comedy hour today 👏

It might be time for me to leave London and join Truman in Fiji 😭 #cult

London is cooked. People are standing in the cold waiting for the cast of Bridget Jones Diary to walk out 🤣

Stop calling him Sexko 😂

Wearing your away kit while playing at home in the Champions League is one of my biggest pet peeves

RIP Legend 😭

Missing out on Raphinha is Arteta's biggest blunder

I want to teep kick Thanos from Squid Game in the drug fuelled liver.

😂😂😂😂

I suck on fat titties everyday. That's grown man shit. Leave the hot chocolate for your newborn.

If you're a grown man, and you drink hot chocolate. I can't trust you 😂

Love 98 !

Hutchinson actually did back flips after dunking on his former club. That's gratuitous😭

You're diabolical !😂😂😂😂

Yes, my playlist isn't just Death Grips and MF DOOM.

How do you score a hat-trick before you're even born. Jesus is a true miracle worker 🙏

Who asked for these new LED headlights on modern cars. They're so blinding 😂

Bring me prime Francisco Totti right now!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people start a sentence with "Aaaaand"😂

Why aren't the yanks watching the NBA anymore? 😭😭

Sydney Sweeney is doing a Phil foden right now 😭

Look at my legend.......on the floor😂

When is Grok coming the bluesky. I'm Fiending

The slander on Pep, Amorim, and Postecoglou is vicious right now. Open season on allay'all 😂😂

I opened that app, and this is the first take that I see on the timeline. Closed the app immediately. 😭

Zion Williamson might be the most cooked sportsman on the Internet. He'd love the foden treatment

All my eggs are in Robert Eggers' basket. Nosferatu might actually actually be good. But Depp is on fraudwatch this Christmas.

Yes, I bought it. But I'm saving it for the next time we lose, and I need something to take my mind off it 😂

Siiik 🔥