Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599

Sunday Ticket subscribers trapped in ESPN-YouTube TV battle YouTube TV subscribers who bundled Sunday Ticket can’t cancel their base plan during the ESPN blackout without losing access.

Sunday Ticket subscribers may be in the worst position in the ESPN YouTube TV dispute.

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No Kings, but King Miller

I need the @nytimes.com to spend the next four years profiling the 5000+ people who voted for Eric Adams

Apple TV: Minus the Plus Sign, Plus Finneas

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Solid Slow Horses season and next season looks great!

No one tell NYP staff what a play cousin is or they will smell burnt toast in real time.

There is 100% a guy who brought a girl to the World Series game with the hopes it would get him laid and is now, like both teams on the field, unable to score

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Woody Marks gashing the 49ers defense is x-rated entertainment to me 😍

Q: How long does it take to build a new data center? A: Approximately one closed-door city council vote.

What To Know About Data Centers https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-data-centers/

The White House Building Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking

The ‘endless’ opportunity of USC football - Andscape Jesse Washington visited USC’s campus to continue Andscape’s exploration of the culture of college football -- the traditions that reflect the ways of our nation and make it “The Most American Sport.”

“The American dream? I mean, it’s opportunities just like this.”

Andscape visited campus during its "The Most American Sport" series, profiling The Spirit of Troy as an indispensable part of the culture of college football.

Are you listening to Star Trek: Khan? It's good

Yes sir! I fly in tomorrow!

::Gasp:: Are you going to a mutual friend's wedding in Richardson?

This is crushing news. We've been robbed of such a talent

Eagley and Economos 😂

Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who is in antifa
She couldn't be cuter
She might be the shooter
My girlfriend who is in antifa

She likes to smash up things
She's very excited
To tangle with fascists
She'll soon be indicted

There's a joke to be made about Oakland Police Chiefs and Drummers for Spinal Tap...

Back in action this Saturday and looking forward to the Cardinal and 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒏 times ahead.

Les vainqueurs de la Bastille devant l'Hôtel de Ville, by Paul Delaroche, 1831-39, 📸 by @marciojsanchez.bsky.social

Thoroughly enjoying watching Chip Kelly legacy evaporate

The United States should not be summarily executing people in international waters. I am old enough to remember what doing so was considered Murder. (I was not born yesterday)

Season 2 is lower in laughs per minute (At least when Tim Meadows isn't on screen) than Season 1. But it's really good television.