Matt Howard

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

In the UK, we have a government who will complain about peaceful protests taking up valuable police resources while simultaneously complaining that the police shouldn't ban far right football hooligans with a history of violence and disruption from attending a match.

“walk in mud leaves footprints” as it was reported at the time (must have been a slow news day)

Some blurb about fuckwits that reads: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future. The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge." It then shows 4 photos of these alleged activists. The first one shows what appears to be a time traveller from the early 1950s who Smiley could out as a spy just by looking at this picture. The second shows some guy cosplaying as a Dr Who fan who has the sort of face that would look the same if you turned it upside down The third photo shows a man born without shoulders, wearing an ill-fitting suit with his baseball cap pulled down so you don't have to endure staring at whatever passes for his face. The fourth photo shows a woman in a suit who was an active member of Greenpeace in her teens, joined the Lib Dems in 2023, and while she's currently championing the Tories, it's only a matter of time before she joins Reform.

From l-r: Piotr "Gavin" Gavinsky, (known spy & Putin apologist), Farquhar Heckling (self-professed Whovian who utilises smokebombs when asked to name a single missing episode), Lord Effington Whimsy III, (alleged Chelsea supporter) & Sofia Fairweather, (frequent switcher of political allegiances).

Robert Jenrick and his wiggy puppet

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

I'm not sure why anyone would buy a product that's being advertised by the voice of Philomena Cunk.

Arthur Negus looking to the left. A teapot looking to the right.

Your own
personal
Negus,
Someone to look at your wares
Someone who cares.

In memoriam...

Patricia Routledge in Talking Heads - A Lady of Letters by Alan Bennett (26th April 1988)

If Nigel Farage wants to be seen as a safe pair of hands with the economy, he needs to start ordering beer in half pints. He never drinks more than an inch needed for the photo shoot so wasting all that beer doesn't bode well for his ability to handle the economy.

Single file queues in pubs should be made illegal.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Good morning. Here's Gareth Hunt demonstrating the dangers of trying to work whist nursing the mother of all hangovers.

However you dice this, either some voters have gone on a significant political journey from green to reform or (more likely?) a protest vote is a protest vote and the party the gets the protest vote doesn’t really matter

This is England graphic with John Terry, lamposts with England flags, painted roundabouts, and a sausage with a boomer/gammon man's face on it.

The woke brigade are trying to get this image banned. Share it before they throw us all in jail.

A photo from the millennial sitcom Spaced. 6 people are sharing a tattered greyish 2 person sofa, sitting on each other, arms around each other, smiling. There is a dog and a little bamboo table for the landline phone.

I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.

Refusing to take responsibility for my own catastrophic misjudgements and hugely selfish decisions over a course of decades.

The Countryside Alliance should be thought of in the same way the Taxpayers Alliance is. They clearly aren't alliances in favour of what they claim to represent. They're niche, largely abhorrent lobby groups funded by nefarious means hiding behind a fluffy name.

Be original on YouTube by replying "2025, anyone" under any music video more than five years old.

Trump looking at a photo of himself, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein

"And this is a gift from my brother, he says he took it at one of your parties"

This is fine, but Keir Starmer surrounded by violent, foreign money funded bigots waving flags

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

One non blonde