Erin

I keep getting ads from Famous Footlocker that's like "Amazing new Birkenstock looks you have to check out" and so I check them out and they're just, like, Birkenstocks.

I will not try the new Outlook. Thank you.

Pour one out for the Belton Joann. :(

Regardless of what playlist I open in Spotify, when it runs out the next song that plays is Maneater by Hall and Oates. It's a real whiplash of a tone shift after bumping Kveld for an hour.

I want to be a standup comedian but only source my jokes from the Grocery Giggles video screen in the cart return. Food puns never get old, UNLIKE AVOCADOES! (Tip your server)

There are no colors that don't look great on you.

Just wanted to make my first and probably only post about how I chipped a molar while eating a pancake this morning. Thank you.