Kaden the Red

Be right back, about to bury this one under my fuckin' nuts.

HAHA JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE FOREVER FAT 'N HEAVY BALLS. They're exhausting to haul around.

oh nyo!

Did you know?: Some dragons decide that when one says 'physical affection' or 'cuddling', they really mean 'pinning'.

@kadenthered.bsky.social is one of such dragons.
(Mikkel is mine.)

🎨: @yiyani.art (This is still one of my favorites, thank you so much!)

*swish swish swish*

Two dragon characters, one on top of the other, with interlocking limbs and generously padded hips, thighs, and rears. They're smirking at each other, and dialogue between them reads: "Noachi, dout zarreth ish iwiek'shi." "Charir, you know I'm no good at understanding draconic." "Seems like you're no good at breaking my pin, either.~"

Sketch comm for @themetaisreal.bsky.social and @kadenthered.bsky.social 🐲

Bro WHY

While we're on the topic: Jagers are an ongoing initiative, and that includes me bringing old designs up to modern standards.

Say hello to Dell's proper, well-and-true, final 1.0 iteration.

The artist is www.furaffinity.net/user/ilot/, who I cannot thank enough for the opportunity.

c for @themetaisreal.bsky.social !!

An idea I have had in my mind for a while now, figured it would be a good time to do it while I am warming up and getting over some emotions. I pour a lot of experiences and traumas into my characters.

Spell mishap…
Flats for @skips.bsky.social

... Then who the hell sent me this sterilization machine, and why's it addressed as "From Botwerks"?

Hey, I placed an order for a smoking hot killing machine, and all they sent me was this "High temperature sterilization autoclave". I want a refund!

How that fatass is even flying I have no clue, dragon magic yay!

Art by:

@bangabear.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/user/sketchi...

Somehow didn't post this from back in March. An inviting biggus dickus of both the normal and macro variety, for Jony ( www.furaffinity.net/user/onemore... ).

#Sizesky #Macrofurry #Hyper

Oh no, oh GOD, I need to hide. Excuse me.

IT'S WHAT DAY!?

don't look 🙈

A 4 panel comic. Panel 1: Red text saying "X! Character is NOT a dragon!" with an arrow pointing at a stick figure, while I lean in from out of frame. Panel 2: I, a big dragon, grab the stick figure's face and backside. White text says "STEP 1: Grab Firmly" Panel 3: I yank the stick figure's backside and pull on his face, instantly transforming him into a dragon. White text says "STEP 2: Pull!" Panel 4: Three green check marks with green text that says "FIXED!" I give a thumbs up. The newly transformed dragon sits and looks at his own talons with wide eyes. A sparkly rainbow aura surrounds his head. It is labeled "Post-TF Euphoria" in faint gray text.

noticed this character design mistake is pretty common. hope this helps!

does this to all of your faves

creature moment

That moment when you turn your truck on, and you hear a very definitive tapping sound from the engine. (It's lifters)

Arador is sat at a booth by the street side which reads "Boyfriend Applications" with a tacky "or girlfriend" tacked onto the side. A ych fellow approaches the booth. He is confused by the "applications" which are just frisbee sized condoms. He inquires how he is supposed to apply, to which Arador responds, "Fill it up big boy"

Now accepting all applications <3

I can personally vouch that these are worth every cent, and more!

I'm open now to take a NSFW painted commission! If you'd like to get a quote, just send me a DM or an email with your idea- thank you!!

YOU HAVE A WIFE!?

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Torren doesn't have the size to carry a hunter's weapons, but he's the fastest to ever hit the sands. A researcher's boon! There's just one, recurring problem that needs tending every... say, fifteen minutes?

Best let him deal with it the way he knows best.

Adopt bought by: @zoralth.bsky.social

Mmm ticking timebomb vibe.

Remember, you are not a dragon rider if a dragon lets you ride on their back. You're the dragons pet.

It is my Bragging Day, and as is only right, I am to be swarmed with tribute. May this be the tipping point, in making this year a good one.

I am not the most pleasant company, not even on my own Bragging Day. From PancinDeSalvo!