I did.

I probably don’t need to
Know. 😝😝😝

We’re gonna have a “discussion” if I catch you putting sugar in cornbread!!!!

I can kind of understand that, especially if you’re only cooking for one or two. Like am I brining kraft Mac’n’Cheese to
Thanksgiving? Absolutely not. But in a pinch, it’ll do.

That’s right up there with sugar in cornbread.

My Daddy is RUDE.

When your Sir texts you telling you what to wear, how to fix your hair and makeup, and what plug to put in and then informs you that “you won’t be making any decisions tonight little girl.” Should you be nervous or turned on? Asking for a friend.

My favorite Disney Princess calls me Mommy. 😍😍😍

As an owned little girl, yes. He 110% owns me in every way, but…….He’s MY Daddy. He makes the rules, but He never does anything without checking in on my emotions.

Thank you!

My 6lb, 16 year old cat just took an 8” treat out of my hunting dog coonhound’s mouth and DARED her to try something.

Coonhound in asleep in her crate. Old lady is chewing on her jerky at my feet.

I am NOT getting in the middle of this!

Well if the other app wants to be rude about cute, perfectly well treated, and appropriately covered bottoms……

I’m babysitting my parents’ dog for a couple weeks. She’s currently curled up next to me under a blanket. She’s like my one little weighted stuffie.

Went to play in the wild with my wife today! Sadly there were no spankings.

Now that I don’t know. I just now the singular of confetti mirrors the singular of graffiti. Cause the English language is weird.

Same with confetti/confetto.

Thank you!!!

Thank you!

Waiting.

7,700 word writing assignment done. But finally forgiven. Now to ice my hand and go to bed.

If you told me a year ago this weekend was even possible, I would’ve laughed in your face. But I’m going to bed happy, sore, and feeling very loved, content, and at peace.

It’s when she says “Mommy, can I have more?” and melts onto your lap in tears knowing you’re about to pick her up.

I personally don’t like it, but that’s not a hill I’ll die on.

EXACTLY. We have green beans probably twice a week at my house. But if you ever see me eat green bean casserole, know it’s a call for help. And don’t even get me started on marshmallows on sweet potatoes, cranberry goop, people who put corn in cornbread, and that god awful jello salad.

Oh I’m all over this. I want to know who thought green bean casserole was a good idea! Like I want a name so I can file a complaint or report this person to the Good Taste Authorities. The thought of eating canned “cream of….” soup makes me sick just thinking about it.

This was after she told my partner He had to give her a purple unicorn for sleeping with her wife. Then man sent her a purple unicorn vibrator. #lovemylife

Can I anonymously agree with #1???

Quotes from my wife. “Man, I love poly taxes.”