The best shenanigans
16.02.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@firemanchris.bsky.social
[18+] Kinky former fireman married to @elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenXβer.
The best shenanigans
16.02.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bleurgh. Yes, yes they are. /hugs/
16.02.2026 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am so sorry to hear this, Jade. All our love & support to you & him.
And I hope my scolding the other night wasnβt ill-timed or unwanted.
A very happy birthday & many spanks to you! π π π π π
16.02.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good girl.
15.02.2026 03:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, good spankings do make for happy ends. π
15.02.2026 01:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lose/lose can be a lot of fun. Terrible choices having to be made. π
15.02.2026 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0But then the spanking for doing it kicks in.
14.02.2026 23:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Never, Iβm sure.
Seems a spanking might not be a good threat in that regardβ¦perhaps the threat of not being spanked would work better. π
Thatβs cute!
14.02.2026 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly! You get it.
14.02.2026 20:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, I usually skip the beans unless theyβre really goodβ¦and I never skip at this place. Only thing I do is ask for it dry so I can pick it up.
14.02.2026 20:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was so good. Place closed years ago. Owner was the mother of two β84 Olympics boxers.
Thereβs another hole in the wall taqueria I go to about once a month that has a great relleno burrito, though the best part of it are the really excellent homemade refried beans.
Are you tempted in generalβ¦or because of my threat. π€¨
14.02.2026 19:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Poor wee one. Iβm sure sheβs tiredβ¦hopefully rest helps & she lets you rest too.
14.02.2026 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Such a cute tush you have. π And it looks particularly good in that positionβ¦and glow.
14.02.2026 19:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no! Hope sheβs feeling better today, and you as well.
14.02.2026 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chili rellenos are my favorite Mexican dish & chili relleno burritos are my favorite burrito.
A local place near my first job had their eponymous El Loco burrito which was a chili relleno with carne asada and hot guacamole salsa. I still crave it 30 years later.
Now, have you taken - or are you soon taking - your meds, young lady?
14.02.2026 06:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You would suffer whatever effects come from not taking the meds. Which since I donβt know what the meds are could be anywhere from
mild to serious.
What SHOULD also happen would be you getting spanked on your bare bottom until you canβt sit down comfortably for making a poor choice.
It made me laugh remembering. Series of unfortunate events defined. Not the most glamorous momentβ¦but thatβs the reality of being a firefighter most of the time.
God I miss it somedays. And somedaysβ¦nope, donβt miss it at all. π
FB memory just popped up of me in my turnouts getting absolutely drenched on an absolutely dumbass call. And this was the one time I ended up in the newspaper & had to buy ice cream as a result. ππ¨βπ
14.02.2026 04:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Better than nothing but definitely not the same.
14.02.2026 04:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We only watched the 2-person version, but in some rounds the person who threw then brushedβ¦think the other was down defensively at the house.
14.02.2026 03:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Though privacy would be the most conducive thing. Job offer will be far enough away sheβll need her own placeβ¦but close enough for weekend visits.
14.02.2026 02:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you! Sheβs been applying to a bunch since she graduated in early Dec & has been frustrated by the lack of responses, though Dec is always a rough month to job hunt.
There are several armless chairs around the dining table. π And a couch & armchair both with convenient backs & arms.
If the skirt was down Iβd probably say tights (love the color). But with this view Iβm saying sans.
13.02.2026 18:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very prevalent mindset Iβve seen working with a lot of LEOs in my career. The problem with the Sheepdog Concept that LtCol Grossman describes is that it paints the populace as sheepβ¦passive, defenseless. And that means those in the sheepdog role often see themselves as being in charge. Jessep fits.
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