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Fireman Chris πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’ πŸ”ž

@firemanchris.bsky.social

[18+] Kinky former fireman married to @elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.

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The best shenanigans

16.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bleurgh. Yes, yes they are. /hugs/

16.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am so sorry to hear this, Jade. All our love & support to you & him.

And I hope my scolding the other night wasn’t ill-timed or unwanted.

16.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A very happy birthday & many spanks to you! πŸŽ‚ 🎁 🎈 πŸ‘‹ πŸ‘

16.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good girl.

15.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, good spankings do make for happy ends. 😜

15.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lose/lose can be a lot of fun. Terrible choices having to be made. 😈

15.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But then the spanking for doing it kicks in.

14.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never, I’m sure.

Seems a spanking might not be a good threat in that regard…perhaps the threat of not being spanked would work better. πŸ˜‰

14.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s cute!

14.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! You get it.

14.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I usually skip the beans unless they’re really good…and I never skip at this place. Only thing I do is ask for it dry so I can pick it up.

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was so good. Place closed years ago. Owner was the mother of two β€˜84 Olympics boxers.

There’s another hole in the wall taqueria I go to about once a month that has a great relleno burrito, though the best part of it are the really excellent homemade refried beans.

14.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you tempted in general…or because of my threat. 🀨

14.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor wee one. I’m sure she’s tired…hopefully rest helps & she lets you rest too.

14.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a cute tush you have. 😍 And it looks particularly good in that position…and glow.

14.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Hope she’s feeling better today, and you as well.

14.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chili rellenos are my favorite Mexican dish & chili relleno burritos are my favorite burrito.

A local place near my first job had their eponymous El Loco burrito which was a chili relleno with carne asada and hot guacamole salsa. I still crave it 30 years later.

14.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, have you taken - or are you soon taking - your meds, young lady?

14.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You would suffer whatever effects come from not taking the meds. Which since I don’t know what the meds are could be anywhere from
mild to serious.

What SHOULD also happen would be you getting spanked on your bare bottom until you can’t sit down comfortably for making a poor choice.

14.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It made me laugh remembering. Series of unfortunate events defined. Not the most glamorous moment…but that’s the reality of being a firefighter most of the time.

God I miss it somedays. And somedays…nope, don’t miss it at all. πŸ˜‚

14.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FB memory just popped up of me in my turnouts getting absolutely drenched on an absolutely dumbass call. And this was the one time I ended up in the newspaper & had to buy ice cream as a result. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’

14.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Better than nothing but definitely not the same.

14.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We only watched the 2-person version, but in some rounds the person who threw then brushed…think the other was down defensively at the house.

14.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though privacy would be the most conducive thing. Job offer will be far enough away she’ll need her own place…but close enough for weekend visits.

14.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! She’s been applying to a bunch since she graduated in early Dec & has been frustrated by the lack of responses, though Dec is always a rough month to job hunt.

There are several armless chairs around the dining table. πŸ˜‚ And a couch & armchair both with convenient backs & arms.

14.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the skirt was down I’d probably say tights (love the color). But with this view I’m saying sans.

13.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very prevalent mindset I’ve seen working with a lot of LEOs in my career. The problem with the Sheepdog Concept that LtCol Grossman describes is that it paints the populace as sheep…passive, defenseless. And that means those in the sheepdog role often see themselves as being in charge. Jessep fits.

13.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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