@mattgoo.bsky.social
Just here for the vibes
Your son is very handsome
18.07.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
04.02.2025 19:00 — 👍 16523 🔁 4695 💬 270 📌 1062pls take a 10s emotional break and look at my cat
21.01.2025 04:09 — 👍 7340 🔁 1552 💬 129 📌 66You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊
30.11.2024 13:06 — 👍 28160 🔁 2468 💬 377 📌 140
Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
01.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 26213 🔁 6777 💬 203 📌 344
An illustration showing a metaphorical “large high wall” separating “Church” and “State.” On the side labeled “Church,” buildings resembling places of worship are captioned “Religion goes here.” On the side labeled “State,” there are government buildings and a public school labeled “Science goes here.” The top of the image displays the text “BUILD THIS WALL.”
Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
30.11.2024 18:02 — 👍 62392 🔁 7972 💬 286 📌 192
This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
27.10.2024 19:45 — 👍 365 🔁 102 💬 8 📌 1
The meme I didn't know I needed
29.11.2024 01:06 — 👍 58937 🔁 11435 💬 981 📌 504Can’t stress enough if you plan to attend a protests, turn your phone off miles from the site & don’t turn it back on until you’re miles away. Go ahead and buy a faraday bag. It’s not crazy.
23.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 5091 🔁 1909 💬 164 📌 77
Pepsi and Taco Bell Present the President Of The United States of America Comancho
Every time I hear people say that we all live in Idiocracy I remind them that even President Comancho believed in science and appointed the world's smartest human to combat climate change
22.11.2024 00:39 — 👍 514 🔁 136 💬 12 📌 8must... rub... belly
18.11.2024 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided
Do not go gentle into that good night
09.07.2023 23:48 — 👍 7458 🔁 2064 💬 58 📌 59
Baby Fiona the hippo
Baby Moo Deng the hippo.
It’s fun watching the juxtaposition of Baby Hippo Celebrities.
Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong.
Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.
In another case of voter intimidation, Ron DeSantis is sending investigators to the homes of people who signed a petition to put abortion on the ballot in Florida newrepublic.com/post/185704/...
08.09.2024 02:21 — 👍 1998 🔁 830 💬 69 📌 86
