horrible little dracula

it has everything it has cars it has cunt it has rosamund pike looking incredibly hot and doing the worst south african accent you've ever heard. perfect film

as the number one now you see me fan i am so pleased to announce that now you see me: now you don't FUCKING RULES

having a catastrophically shit event at work lol. everything that could have possibly gone wrong has gone wrong

if there is anything i can do to support you from the UK side of things please do let me know! i will happily keep an eye out for opportunities if you tell me what you're looking for

i finally have an interview!!! my dry spell is over!!

even if i don't get the job i can't stress enough how much this has immediately made me feel better

"Tell me, for whom do you fight" in the Mamdani sign style

i'm sorry :( there must be something particularly miserable in the water today

is there anything less dignified than crying on microsoft teams. so unchic

Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

wearing my ghostwatch (1992) t-shirt to the club and see who let me hit it

it really is just "women and femmes" 2.0 huh

i am also very sick and had to drag myself to the coffee shop to try and Lock In

i am trying to leave my despairposting off bsky because nobody deserves that. but ohhhhhh my god someone interview me i am so fucking competent

updating my CV /again/ fucking hell

eventually someone's going to ask #naelgang

i hope people give me so many jobs!! i hope it is a scenario where i have multiple cakes to choose from

anyway. whatever. motivational starscream for luck he's cheering me on (probably calling me a slur)

i say that like i havent written like 20k since august but. this has not scratched the surface of my robot cravings

when i'm properly medicated it's literally over for humanity. i will be getting so many robots pregnant

having to save my stimulants for BORING THINGS like JOB APPLICATIONS instead of locking in for thousands of words of ROBOT PORN

at what point is it acceptable and not cringe to post a "please hire me i am looking for work soooo badly" on linkedin

can't stress enough how much the stupid robots are keeping me afloat right now

me when i wake up and get to look at all the new robot art from overnight: :D
me half an hour later when i remember i still don't have a job interview: :(((

to you, my city #DiscoElysium

yeah it's MCM weekend

they are SO COOL obviously i am AST-biased but i love getting to just create a galaxy that heals everyone

healer LBs really are superior just for the feeling of achievement you get for ressing the whole party 😇

go my bisexuals

#ffxiv #ffxivart #moenuri #urianger #moenbryda

me when ao3 user greatcatsbys posts another fic with a speculum in